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The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 20,000 quotes!!!
When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!
Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition.
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One Year Special Edition
Edition Fifty-Seven
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Edition Fifty-Nine
Edition Sixty
Edition Sixty-One
Edition Sixty-Two
Edition Sixty-Three
Edition Sixty-Four
Edition Sixty-Five
Edition Sixty-Six
The Link
Above each quote you can find a link to the quote. This will show you who submitted the quote and give you the opportunity to it if you enjoyed it, a newer feature to dAmnit!. It also makes it easier to share quotes with friends.
The Quotes
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14:27:59 <Caektiems> ATTENTION. I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE BATHROOM.
14:29:05 <iBeLaughing> Caektiems: good lord taht took a longt ime
14:29:14 <shioriXglace> No shit
14:29:22 <iBeLaughing> not anymore
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<spyed> OH MY GOD!
<twexler>
<spyed> there's a user by the name of *deviant
<twexler> WHAT
<spyed> that's right. *deviant
<twexler> ...
<realillusions> yeah
<spyed> yah
<realillusions> and its really new
<IBinsanity> Stykera: just because
<spyed> he's been a member since 2008
<realillusions> suprisingly
<spyed> march 2008.
<spyed> that user name, prior, wasn't taken!
<eldris> wow
<spyed> WOW!!!!
<IBinsanity>
<realillusions> they already got a DD too
<IBinsanity> ITS NAWT THAT SHOCKING
<twexler> Why does it say August 7, 2000, then?
<eldris> twexler: i was thinking that
<realillusions> oh
<realillusions> its
<realillusions> devLant
<spyed> no wait
<realillusions> cute.
<psivamp> thats devlant not deviant
<spyed> yah devlant
<spyed> woah, fooled me
<twexler> Nice move, spyed.
<spyed> that was awesome.
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<Ikue> I HAZ PISSICLES!
<Ikue> BRB
<Ikue> o.o
<Ikue> popcicles...
<Ikue> popsicles
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18:09:55 <namine545> djkhalid: sorry im a deaf in my right eye
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08:55:09 pm <xXSinful-liesXx> IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE
08:55:13 pm <xXSinful-liesXx> WOOOOAAHHH!
08:55:15 pm <xXSinful-liesXx> o-o
08:55:29 pm <OrochimarusChild> OMYGOAD GET OFF THE SUNSHINE BEFORE YOU BREAK IT D:
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<MNBot> Like Martin Luther King I have a dream
Grin and dont get involved in life
The softener glistening like fresh milked cream
i hate life
<Cazilu> Sting1: Stick to the day job.
<Sting1> Yo yo
<Cazilu> I have a really awful image of you jumping around rapping, please stop ;-;
<dammitMEL> Sting1: I can eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics than that.
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15:58:54 <JosephBenton> You know you spend too much time on dA when you look at twitter messages and think everyone is a mod.
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<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> I haven't hasd anyt anlcoghl today.
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* OpalMist is away: EMERGENCY TOILET!!!
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<OnyxFox> hmmm
<OnyxFox> my bro and I are looking to revamp our hoe entertainment system
<OnyxFox> XD
<OnyxFox> home*
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<devyyved> ashley: I was talking my fingers out
<bluel00n> devyyved: I thought that said "taking my fingers out" and I almost asked what (or who) you were taking them out of...
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11:32:24 ** Ookami-07 has joined
11:32:29 <DemonsAreOurFriends> Oh me and my obscure video game references.
11:32:45 <YoukaiTajiyaSango> oh my oh me oh you
11:32:52 <DemonsAreOurFriends> Oh no.
11:32:57 <YoukaiTajiyaSango> oh yes
11:33:01 <DemonsAreOurFriends> Ookami-07: Oh hai.
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01:44:26 <Spiff-Johnson> Produce my black play, Mykel.
01:44:35 <mykel> Okay.
01:44:41 <Spiff-Johnson> That was easy.
01:44:47 <mykel> Your budget is $4.50.
01:44:50 <Spiff-Johnson> Keith Sweat plays the lead.
01:44:52 <Spiff-Johnson> Damn.
01:44:59 <mykel> Make it work.
01:45:00 <Spiff-Johnson> We'll need at least six bucks to get Keith.
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<TheSprunk> "You have GPS right?"-friend "Yeah, why?"-me "well, I just woke up, drunk as hell, in a field, with only my boxers and a bunch of shit written on me, I can get GPS, but I can't get an internet connection, so I'll send you my co-ordinates and you can pick me up, right?"
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<xxSinUchihaxx>Nurse-Hidan-Chan: You're a dumb bot, and you slow down my computer
<Nurse-Hidan-Chan>xxSinUchihaxx: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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<Hanratty-Stock> I sprayed my priest friend with the hannah montanna scent while we were in town. IT BURNED IT BUUUURNED
<Hanratty-Stock> We'd walk around and suddenly there would be a whiff of "cheap slutty child perfume" in the air.
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16:26:01 <hope12321> what does it take to talk to someone here??
16:26:07 <cypher-neo> hope12321: A keyboard
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18:59:54 <State-of-Denial> GUYS
18:59:56 <State-of-Denial> I'm a plz now
19:00:01 <State-of-Denial>
19:00:08 <State-of-Denial> because Owl-city-lover made me do it
19:00:57 <State-of-Denial> ... I killed chat?
19:01:20 <State-of-Denial> CHAT
19:01:22 <State-of-Denial> NOOOOOOO
19:01:25 <State-of-Denial> DON'T GO
19:01:28 <State-of-Denial> STAY WITH US
19:01:33 <State-of-Denial> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuu
19:02:42 <State-of-Denial> fine, maybe I'll go too
19:02:56 <State-of-Denial> bye
19:02:58 ** State-of-Denial has left [connection closed]
19:03:40 ** State-of-Denial has joined
19:03:50 <State-of-Denial> ... Guys, I'm back.
19:03:58 <State-of-Denial> Did any of you come back to life while I was gone?
19:04:39 ** State-of-Denial has left [connection closed]
19:07:22 <martypunker> And now that he's gone...
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20:47:57 * scottishdragonrules beats hybirdd with a broom
20:49:22 <hybirdd> LOL
20:49:24 <hybirdd> scottishdragonrules: I missed that
20:49:42 * scottishdragonrules beats hybirdd with a broom a lot more then
20:49:53 * scottishdragonrules must have a lot of beating to catch up on
20:50:07 <hybirdd>
20:50:10 * hybirdd 's nose is bleeding
20:50:48 * scottishdragonrules should upgrade his broom to something bigger
20:51:09 <Hexit> Piano.
20:51:34 <Hexit> Then keep beatig him until he's A Flat Minor.
20:51:39 <scottishdragonrules> LOL
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<Ride-the-lightning10> what happens in Vegas comes back in 30 years and calls you dad
Book Thing
Hey guys, if you're looking for something to read, why not check out Eithe's Way by demonlight (https://www.deviantart.com/demonlight)? You can pick it up on Amazon. It's a great read. I even left a review on the American site! http://www.amazon.com/Eithes-Way-Rhian-Waller/dp/1500142085/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406895444&sr=8-1&keywords=eithe%27s+way
And, when you've read that, you can enter into this contest for a chance to be a character in one of her stories! http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Do-you-want-to-be-in-a-story-472301323 How cool is that?
Anyway, has anyone else read a book recently they'd like to share?
Somewhat Final
I could really go into depth about all the houses we pined over and considered looking at and the pain of the fact that the bank took forever to get back to us, but I feel like jumping to the end because it won't lead you along.
We finally reached someone else at the bank and she was very nice and helpful. She gave us some good news, namely that we would be approved for more money than we originally thought. Then, she gave us bad news, namely that the wifefayse doesn't have enough credit for us to be approved for a loan and that we should work on that before considering buying a house.
So, this may sound like bad news to you, but surprising
Big House Update
So, the last journal I wrote, we were looking at a house, someone had made an offer on it, and we were going to the bank to get approved so we could make a better offer. Well, we had originally gone to the bank a couple months ago and been told we would be approved for a certain amount of money. It wasn't an official approval, but he went through all the steps of one to give us a really good estimate. Turns out it wasn't that good of an estimate, as when we went in to get officially approved, he said he couldn't do it for that amount of money.
We had to pass on the house we wanted, but right as we were coming to that decision, the house lite
Moving Quickly UPDATE
UPDATE: Realtor called me and said there was an offer on the house we want. :noes: BUT, we're still going to get pre-approved tomorrow and then make an offer ($500 more than asking) with condition of appraisal and 90 day closing. That will satisfy the bank's need of an appraisal and our need for a little bit more time to get just a few hundred dollars more for down payment (bank is covering closing costs). Crazy frantic arm waving time! Crazy frantic arm waving time!
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The wife and I looked at houses on Saturday and we think we found one that we really like (and not just in pictures this time)! Tomorrow we're
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