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Thank You by martypunker, literature

Discussion of the Designated Hitter in Baseball by martypunker, literature

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Discussion of the Designated Hitter in Baseball

Through the years, baseball has inspired many a rivalry and controversy between fans. Heated rivalries include Yankees v Red Sox, Yankees v Mets, and Yankees v whichever team is on the field. There have been countless debates about where Babe Ruth was pointing or whether Steve Bartman should have even been reaching for that foul ball. While these are all heated discussions, no discussion in baseball is hotter than the debate over whether or not a team should use a designated hitter. To explain: There are nine players on the field when a team is playing defense. First, second, and third base; short stop; left, right, and center field; catcher

The Wind and the Weed by martypunker, literature

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The Wind and the Weed

The tumbleweed had recently detached itself from the roots that held it firmly to the ground. The hot desert sun roasted the tangled branches of the weed as the weed lay idly on a dusty sand trail. The trail snaked on seemingly forever, arising from the horizon and disappearing into nowhere. The wind boisterously came swooping in from an easterly position and firmly grabbed hold of the tumbleweed's many branches, giving it a shove down the trail, sending it spinning and bumping over the trail's bumps, dips, and scattered rocks. As the weed frolicked onward, it kicked up sand in its wake, sending it spraying behind it. The weed jumped quickl

John Gentry Was A Great Man by martypunker, literature

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John Gentry Was A Great Man

It was a surreal day. Anywhere from four to nine people sat in a room without AC during a hot and humid Florida day, talking about anything from phone games like Words With Friends to old times in New York and Miami, all simultaneously trying to forget a cold and bitter fact that stared them in the face. Conversations about Angry Birds and how Pinky's and Grandma Gentry's grandfather used to beat them senseless when they acted up as children were periodically interrupted by a low guttural moan that would cut through laughter and good feelings to bring everyone in the room back down to Earth. Everyone would glance over to the middle of the ro

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Awesome Artisan Crafts VI by UnicornReality, journal

Awesome Artisan Crafts VI

Nov 3, 2011

Hello! Hello and welcome to Awesome Artisan Crafts! I will be regularly featuring the awesome creations I find in the Artisan Craft Gallery! Pumpkin Contest! The 2011 Pumpkin Carving Contest is drawing to an end so make sure you've entered your carvings! Monthly Challenge Fancy grabbing 2000 points? Then just enter our Monthly Challenge and you could! This month's theme is Fairytales. Submissions :thumb263051593::thumb263068170::thumb263063210::thumb263060321::thumb263058425: :thumb263052075::thumb263052052::thumb263051681::thumb263047533::thumb263044675: :thumb263042618::thumb263042988::thumb263041386::thumb263040472::thumb263037625: :

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Balcony Sian by martypunker, visual art

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A Love Built To Last by martypunker, visual art

A Love Built To Last

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Stormy Attack

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About martypunker

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Artist // Hobbyist // Other

July 15
United States
Deviant for 17 years
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love imafallenangel.

Get out of my yard and gimme my chicken!

Current Residence: Florida
Personal Quote: There is no anger, just growing exhaustion and disgust.

Favourite Movies

They Live

Favourite TV Shows

SportsCenter

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Against Me!

Favourite Books

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut

Favourite Writers

Erm, Kurt Vonnegut

Favourite Games

Sonic 2 on the Sega Genesis

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Sega Genesis

Other Interests

I sometimes pretend I play guitar.

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martypunker

Oct 20, 2014

Sometimes, GainesvilleMugshots.com is all the entertainment I need. Also, why are statuses a thing?

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Aug 1, 2014

Book Thing

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Hey guys, if you're looking for something to read, why not check out Eithe's Way by demonlight (https://www.deviantart.com/demonlight)? You can pick it up on Amazon. It's a great read. I even left a review on the American site! http://www.amazon.com/Eithes-Way-Rhian-Waller/dp/1500142085/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406895444&sr=8-1&keywords=eithe%27s+way And, when you've read that, you can enter into this contest for a chance to be a character in one of her stories! http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Do-you-want-to-be-in-a-story-472301323 How cool is that? Anyway, has anyone else read a book recently they'd like to share?

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martypunker

Jul 23, 2014

Somewhat Final

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I could really go into depth about all the houses we pined over and considered looking at and the pain of the fact that the bank took forever to get back to us, but I feel like jumping to the end because it won't lead you along. We finally reached someone else at the bank and she was very nice and helpful. She gave us some good news, namely that we would be approved for more money than we originally thought. Then, she gave us bad news, namely that the wifefayse doesn't have enough credit for us to be approved for a loan and that we should work on that before considering buying a house. So, this may sound like bad news to you, but surprising