They kind of creep me out. Maybe it's because my father had one.

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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.

My dad has one.

I'm growing one.

For work.

And charity.



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Which charity?

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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.

Toys for Tots.


Which, in hindsight, was a very odd choice considering the competition.

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Odd challenge.

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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.

my dad?

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President ~iaa-m

Life is full of questions, such as "where are the answers?"

It's at work. They were just talking about growing moustaches together and then it turned into who can grow the best before Chris (me) leaves for England and then it became a "and while we're doing it, let's donate money" thing, too.

I dunno, it's silly and we all think we look ridiculous. Which we do.

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Sure.

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Are there going to be pictures?

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It's not really cold out until the dog has frozen himself to the fire hydrant.

He has to be G. Gordon Liddy! Now that is a mustache

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"Oh, that is a magnificent cob of corn" - Sunao