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<SteveO526> So... anybody wanna know how Koolaid is made?
<mackattack23> SteveO526: Sure why not
<SteveO526> mackattack23: Um... you mix... powder... in some water... and stir it. :D
<mackattack23> SteveO526: ...
<SteveO526> mackattack23: Tada?
<mackattack23> you son of a betch
<SteveO526> o_o
** SteveO526 was kicked by mackattack23 *


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<duststorm10>I love people who claim to be intelligent.
<duststorm10>80% of the time, they're just dumbasses with big words.
<thederangedone>duststorm10: Indubitably.


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06:47:35 PM <ahollowvoice> This much affection from Chris is alarming.
06:47:43 PM <awhisperoflight> you have no idea
06:47:43 PM <ahollowvoice> Like Gulf of Mexico alarming.
06:47:55 PM <ahollowvoice> They had better fix that shit.
06:47:56 PM <ahollowvoice> ASAP.
06:48:43 PM <cloakofshadow> so, my showing affection is akin to a endless torrent of black sludge that kills drowns and destroys ecosystems?
06:48:52 PM <flyinghamsterofdoom> Pretty much.
06:48:52 PM <awhisperoflight> essentially.


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<Torr-Ture> Well, speaking as an intellectual, I wholeheartedly believe that paperclips are the larval stages of wire coat hangers.


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21:18:02 <rogueconformist> How many oms could an om nom nom if an om nom could om noms?
21:18:31 <anjules> It would om what an om nom would om nom if an om nom would om nom
21:18:34 <rogueconformist> Deep shit, man, deep shit.
21:18:35 <OpalMist> As many as an om nom could om nom if an om nom could on DAMNIT


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18:14:00 <shadowaurora> I like the little zap you get if you lick them at the same time.
18:14:07 <shadowaurora> I used to do that all the time
18:14:13 <shadowaurora> I remember. I was 7
18:14:15 <shadowaurora> standing in my kitchen
18:14:20 <shadowaurora> raiding the drawers for 9v batteries's
18:14:24 <shadowaurora> might explain why I'm so fucked up now
18:14:30 <shadowaurora> "What did you do as a child?"
18:14:35 <shadowaurora> "I LICKED BATTERIES LOL"


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09:00:22 PM <Afghanistan-kun> I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PRETTY FACE
09:00:26 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:00:27 PM <Afghanistan-kun> I DON'T WANT JUST ANYONE TO HOLD
09:00:28 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:00:39 PM <Afghanistan-kun> I DON'T WANT MY LOVE TO GO TO WASTE
09:00:41 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:00:46 PM <Afghanistan-kun> I WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL
09:00:47 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:00:53 PM <Afghanistan-kun> SO YOU'RE THE ONE I WANNA CHASE
09:00:55 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:00:56 PM <Afghanistan-kun> YOU'RE THE ONE I WANNA HOLD
09:00:58 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:07 PM <Afghanistan-kun> I WON'T LET ANOTHER MINUTE GO TO WASTE
09:01:08 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:12 PM <Afghanistan-kun> I WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOULLL
09:01:13 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:15 PM <Afghanistan-kun> YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL
09:01:17 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:18 PM <Afghanistan-kun> YEAAAAHHHH
09:01:19 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:21 PM <Afghanistan-kun> YOU MIGHT
09:01:22 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:24 PM <Afghanistan-kun> NEED TIME
09:01:25 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:27 PM <Afghanistan-kun> TO THINK IT OVER
09:01:28 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A BOSS
09:01:30 PM <Afghanistan-kun> BUT I--
09:01:34 PM <AmericaLikesBurgers> LIKE A -
09:01:34 PM * Afghanistan-kun burst out in laughter


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11:40:15 PM <Druology> omg
11:40:28 PM <Druology> i was peeing
11:40:33 PM <Druology> and a spider descended in front of me
11:40:38 PM <Druology> and i was like omg it's gonna fall on my dick
11:40:41 PM <Druology> so i spazzed
11:40:43 PM <Druology> and i peed on my wall D:
11:42:48 PM <Ljelli3166> that's literally the best story i've ever heard


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<cyn3r4345>icantfaptothisplz: ?
<icantfaptothisplz>cyn3r4345: Shh, no words, just emotions.
<cyn3r4345>icantfaptothisplz: that was only a question mark
<icantfaptothisplz>cyn3r4345: Shh. No pointing out flaws in my logic, just emotions.


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<Zakanakai> TEST ME
<Zakanakai> I CAN FIT IT IN ANYWHERE
<Zakanakai> <3
<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> Zakanakai: ...You know
<Rainbow-Mist-Topaz> Zakanakai: Taken out of context...
<Zakanakai> ...
<Zakanakai> OH GOD
<Zakanakai> NOT LIKE THAT
<Zakanakai> I GOT OVER THAT FETISH


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18:32:53 <IAmPhoenixMoth> No child is safe so long as Godliek walks the streets.
18:33:05 <Godliek> IAmPhoenixMoth: I don't walk streets, I google earth them.


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<TomCamui> ive only known her 4 bouts..... 2 months and ima gonna propose 2 her sometime soon
<leaf-lover> don't you think that's a bit early TomCamui :o
<TomCamui> yeah, but, she's the only person who ive really found super attractive
<PotHeadJesus> I find your mother very attractive
<PotHeadJesus> I'm not going to marry her


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04:12:23 PM <Teniku> my mom is using sexual innuendo while eating a popsicle
04:12:25 PM <Teniku> i gagged
04:12:30 PM <tunamint> so did she
04:12:37 PM <Teniku> LOL


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<OmegaGirl123>huh??????????????????????????????
<thederangedone>OmegaGirl123: needs moar question marks
<OmegaGirl123>lol ok huh??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<thederangedone>OmegaGirl123: needs moar understanding of sarcasm


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07:13:11 PM <shadowdemon-gengar> Beef-Ass: You know everything you do turns me on. Don't be modest.
07:13:14 PM * anguspie can stick velcro to his chest hair XD
07:13:25 PM <shadowdemon-gengar> ... 'Cept that.


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<BBallGirl2009>I learned something today.... There are just somethings you don't expect, like seeing this magical fluffy unicorn prancing through a lovely field of singing flowers and all of a sudden it stops to eat a bunny....


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** TheDarkChildOfSatan has left
<HaliPHAX-404> exorcism done!
<MooseBoots> :noes:


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01:06:05 AM <Xeraki> guys
01:06:12 AM <Xeraki> why do acrylic paints have to be so stuborn?
01:06:56 AM <Anavar> because they enjoy messing with your head
01:07:00 AM <HuggleButt> because they are not water soluble when they are dry
01:07:05 AM <theblackbutterfly> because paint is naturally vindictive and evil
01:07:22 AM <Xeraki> those all sound like very good answers
01:07:27 AM <Xeraki> thank you
01:07:31 AM <theblackbutterfly> xD
01:07:46 AM <Xeraki> i shall go kill acrylics now brb
01:08:13 AM <Anavar> make sure you get them all, so they don't come back for revenge while you're sleeping


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<snurtz> omg you know what is sad
<snurtz> "lol" used to mean "laughing out loud"
<snurtz> now it's kind of more like "um"
<snurtz> so if something is actually funny you have to type "LOL"
<snurtz> and if it actually makes you lol
<snurtz> you have to say ROFL
<zume> pretty much
<snurtz> when in reality you are not rofl. you are just kinda... chuckling
<snurtz> so if you actually were rofling what would you say
<snurtz> i would say something like
<snurtz> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAOMGOMGOMGROFLOMGOMGOGMOMG.
<zume> ROFL is becoming fairly normal, too. we need a new, shorter acronym
<Anavar> lol is vaguely funny, lmao is actual lol, rofl is actual lmao, and roflmao is roflmao
<Anavar> the power of inflation
<snurtz> even the internet slang has gone up in price :shakefist:


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<Ichigo-Uchiha> I learned something today.
<PearlDolphin> What was it?
<Ichigo-Uchiha> Do not throw your laptop volume up to max and start screaming the lyrics to "Faggot" by Mindless Self Indulgence at 1 AM. Especially if your parents are asleep.


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<EmperorDinobot> i hate cats
** catluvr2 has joined
<EmperorDinobot> dun dun
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:iconthenightseeker:
TheNightSeeker Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2010
<all4u> I used to be really bad at bowling. like granny bowling - putting it between my legs and letting it roll down. I'm a lot better now XD
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Rainbowmare Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
18:32:53 <IAmPhoenixMoth> No child is safe so long as Godliek walks the streets.
18:33:05 <Godliek> IAmPhoenixMoth: I don't walk streets, I google earth them.

-diiiiiies-
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We-R-L3gi0n Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the last one... DUM DUM
lol
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:iconlittle-miss-tradgic:
little-miss-tradgic Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
Lawl, I laaaaav Mindless Self Indulgence.
Why nawt scream it at 1am? :dummy:

xo
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:iconnanopoi:
NanoPoi Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
My mom doesn't know I listen to that song
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Jhonenfan777 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are my hero! My mom doesn't know about MSI at all.
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:iconlittle-miss-tradgic:
little-miss-tradgic Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010
Neither does maine. ;D

xo
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iFall2LRN2getBackUP Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
The one Torr-Ture said, with the paper clip and wire coat hangers is copied from amirite.com... I doesn't deserve to make the LOL Corner considering he didn't come up with it... I can take jokes already out there, add a few words to them and say them to myself in a chat room, or whatever...
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AeonOfTime Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
A lot of really good ones here - the om nom nom one totally made my day :giggle:
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:iconshadowdemon-gengar:
shadowdemon-gengar Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010
Lawlful. My first visit.
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Onziludiq Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010
the bloody unicorn made me laught so hard I almost BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAAOMGOMGOMGROFLOMGOMGOGMOMG'd :noes:
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:iconrudahn:
Rudahn Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:iconepicbadge1plz::iconepicbadge2plz:
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:iconmollinda:
Mollinda Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010   Traditional Artist
I think this is my favourite ever.
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:icontunamint:
tunamint Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
Made it to my second lolcorner. Yaaay

Oh god now every time I go to pee I'm gonna worry about a spider trying to get all up in my cooch :|
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Em-S5 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Student Photographer
om nom nom nom nom xD if you say it that one to yourself it's hilarious :P

the spider one and the internet slang: :lmao:
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:iconashyboi:
Ashyboi Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
First time seeing this ... this is hilarious! XD
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:icondygii:
Dygii Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
OHHHH IM SUCH A STALKER.
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:iconashyboi:
Ashyboi Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
X3 Don't drop to /her/ level.
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:icondygii:
Dygii Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
OOPS WELL UHHHH
hey guess what, it's your dad 8D
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:iconashyboi:
Ashyboi Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
X3 Nice one.
Real original.
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:icondo-you-remember-me:
Do-You-Remember-Me Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconmooseboots:
MooseBoots Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Student General Artist
I MADED IT. :P With mah loveley NOES face.
Bahaha.
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:iconivy-redhead:
Ivy-Redhead Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
While I didn't fall out my chair, I was beating it!! So damn funny!!
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:iconfllnthblnk:
fllnthblnk Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
You were beating it? :evileye:
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:iconacumenous-ignorance:
Acumenous-Ignorance Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
I love the one with ClockofShadow
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:iconmaiumaora:
Maiumaora Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
holy crap this one was hilarious lol

...i mean ROFLMAO
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:iconakira-miyashi:
Akira-Miyashi Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL. exorcism done... XD
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:icongalidor:
galidor Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that spider one is HILAROUS!! :rofl:
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Okami-Rain Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
OMG THE SPIDER ONE.
made me laugh so hard I instantly thought FML lol
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:iconereon59:
ereon59 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
this always casts a smile on my face :D
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SmellyCat710 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yay! Funny quotes, I love funny quotes, thanks for sharing! :D
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Amberrant Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This must be the only of the LOL corner that I've thoroughly read. It's dAmn funny. I think I'll start reading it more often.
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:iconanami-galadriel:
Anami-Galadriel Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
there should be a book published under the name: DA's Delicious Aphorisms... with all these funny-ironic-witty remarks
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:iconkurios-kat:
kurios-kat Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
I must be too old for this - I feel sorry for the parents who WERE asleep...
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:iconnanopoi:
NanoPoi Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a lot of explaining to do to my parents the next morning
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kurios-kat Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:lmao:
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:iconpunkyitz:
punkyitz Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:bulletred:Yar!
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:iconraidux:
raidux Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
this is one of the best i've read so far! :D
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Arctic-Affinity Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
LOL DRU

:iconazublank:
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global-wolf Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Student General Artist
First and last ones were awesome :D
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Shikiangel Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
he last one and the fifth to the last made me laugh so hard....or wi would if people wern't aasleep damn it D<
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......oh hey i mad a funny |D -shot-
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TransparentDream Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
i actually laughed out loud for most of these. can't remember the last LOL corner that made me do that :D
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ShadowInTheHall Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
Does anyone know how add this to a watch list or something? I must know!!!
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Mollinda Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010   Traditional Artist
Just devwatch @martypunker :aww:
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:iconmartypunker:
martypunker Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
If you add me to your watchlist, you'll receive updates when I post news articles.
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ShadowInTheHall Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010
Sweet. :D
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shortboy12 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:bucktooth: lqtms ("Laugh quietly to myself")
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Narkya Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle:
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Kay-Ember Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is why I need to start going into the chats here. :lmao:
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Avielsusej Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:U I PREFER GOING ON ROFFLES :iconroflzplz:
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