The LOL Corner [#86]

The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

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The Quotes

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<Artman40> How to write a book with not the best quality and still make it popular?
<Narfmaster> Vampires
<Narfmaster> and call it Twilight


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<kalany> Failure is looking around trying to figure out where you put your spoon... while stirring with it.


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<Stykera> So the other day this woman wandered into HQ, she was looking for the building manager and was lost. I ranted to her about furries for two minutes and then stormed off to the toilet. Seemed like a reasonable conversation to have at the time.


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<MegMcMuffin> but their egg rolls are huge. I felt like I was biting into a penis.


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<Kein-Mitleid> Jesus is a good drinking buddy
<Kein-Mitleid> You never run out of alcohol
<Kein-Mitleid> "Hey Jesus, we ran out of Rum."
<Kein-Mitleid> "Do you have any water?"
<Kein-Mitleid> "Why yes I do Jesus"
<Kein-Mitleid> "Bring it here!"
<Kein-Mitleid> BAM Jesus turns water into Rum
<Kein-Mitleid> It's even better when Jesus is drunk
<Kein-Mitleid> You have no clue what he will turn the water into


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<Tierdaen> it was like a vaginal uppercut


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17:39:24 <duststorm10> I need company, not sex.
17:39:34 <duststorm10> Screencap that. I'll never say it again.


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<cuppas> Roxirificness: youre attractive and legal
<cuppas> bonus!
<Roxirificness> And married. >.>
<SorrowBurn> Pwnd


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<3wyl> You've probably been asked this loads of times, but how did you find deviantART in the first place? I know there was a bit in the introduction, but... yeah.
<chix0r> 3wyl: I was looking for lesbian midget porn
<disintegration> I think that's how most of us got here in the first place. Lesbian midget porn.


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15:00:39 <AmoriaEnchantem> i mean.. I know where U.S.A is.. but what about the United States lol
15:01:03 <Kit-AyrVos> United states is the USA >.>


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07:40:12 PM <MegMcMuffin> I really like Lady Gaga. Like.. really.
07:40:25 PM <CittensCollar> MegMcMuffin: ! he's a man. men like cake
07:40:58 PM <MegMcMuffin> CittensCollar: I choked on cake because I thought you were talking about Lady GaGa


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12:04:14 AM <ilikebirdies> HITLER DESERVES NO CAPITAL. D:
12:04:25 AM <kaiser321> ilikebirdies: .... you just gave him 6
12:04:36 AM <ilikebirdies> kaiser321: Dammit


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11:08:50 PM <bohobella> haaaaalp! There is a piece of meat stuck in my throat I cant get out. What I do?!
11:09:02 PM <MegMcMuffin> bohobella: choke
11:09:09 PM <kiren17> MegMcMuffin: Best. Advice. Ever.
11:09:25 PM <bohobella> MegMcMuffin: :c
11:09:34 PM <CittensCollar> bohobella: ask him to pull it out?


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<NLY> I was once guilty of leading people somewhere, arriving at a bookstore, and being accosted with cries of 'this isn't the bar'.


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<AwsumZ> I just tried to type into my screenshot of dAmn ;;


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<Intertwined-Destiny> Water?... Who loves? Yes? No?
<Puffsan> yes
<Intertwined-Destiny> Then you love 80 % of my body
<Intertwined-Destiny> *shot*
<Puffsan>


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02:16:33 PM <leamoss> i´m better nakeding me and doins sex than chatting with you fucks and bitches
02:17:02 PM <SofiaERamirez> leamoss: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better response than that


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<naruto32> hmmmm now wat
<FDNT> burp your ABC's
<naruto32> ew lol
<FDNT> A C D E F
<FDNT> ...
<FDNT> I failed.
<todo-mahem>



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07:31:35 PM <Narfmaster>








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05:06:11 PM <imamyrose> Twilight sucks
05:06:21 PM <DXCUCR> It doesn't suck.
05:06:24 PM <DXCUCR> Never say it sucks.
05:06:28 PM <imamyrose> it blows then