The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
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The Contest Results
First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who submitted an entry to the contest. They were all really good and you guys made my decision very difficult! Thus, I enlisted the help of ~imafallenangel and together, we judged the bejesus out of the entries. While I'm thanking people, I'd also like to thank $ewm, !Stykera, the awesome MN@ team and everyone else who helped me promote this contest.
And now without further ado, I give you the winners!
:thumb154305864: by !Commander-Luminaire who wins a three-month Premium Membership; one pack of dA Stress Balls; and his choice of stickers, buttons, or a keychain!
by =Stollrofl who wins a one-month Premium Membership and his choice of two out of stickers, buttons, or a keychain!
by `Synfull who wins a one-month Premium Membership.
All Of The Other Fantastic Entries:
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<celinamae>how do I join a room?
19:06:35 <awhisperoflight> I managed to delete my recycle bin
19:06:39 <awhisperoflight> and now I can't find it
04:26:04 pm <RayneMarie> Dora you're multilingual at age 4, you should be able to find the banana tree
11:25:39 AM <Gulivar> love4art: Violent woman.
11:25:44 AM <Gulivar> love4art: Warlike.
11:25:48 AM <love4art> Gulivar: You never complained last night. D:<
11:26:04 AM <Gulivar> love4art: You beat me to a pulp last night.
11:26:12 AM <Gulivar> love4art: I wasn't physically able to complain.
16:20:53 <DanHeffer-Stock> I THOUGHT A COLD PLASTIC JUG BURNT ME TODAY AND SPAGHETTI WENT EVERYWHERE
04:33:08 AM <Allkey> GratifymyVanity: sex is like calcium. a lot of it could kill you, but you can't live without it
04:33:33 AM <kaiser321> Allkey: and they both build strong bones
<Danium> For a troll im pretty realistic
<smolkingmerrors> Danium: It's almost like I can reach out and touch you!
<Danium> Stop trying to grab my tits
08:17:11 PM <shadowaurora> they have applications for summer classes at Stanford University in the school office. |:
08:17:25 PM <shadowaurora> They say everyone interested should apply.
08:18:08 PM <shadowaurora> So far, everyone but the people with above 4.0 GPA have failed to get entrance.
08:18:44 PM <shadowaurora> So good thing I'll never, ever have to go to college at 15.
08:19:18 PM <shadowaurora> But seriously, I WOULD want to go if I could. I just can't make the grade. D:
08:19:45 PM <Ace0024> haha Nazis riding dinosaurs
08:20:10 PM <shadowaurora> ...
08:20:10 PM <shadowaurora> That is so relevant.
10:17:10 PM <mountaindewme> When I was 7, I had this bird. My aunt told me she was gonna light it on fire if I didn't make it shut up.
10:17:34 PM <mountaindewme> 3 months later, my family stayed with my grandma for the weekend. My apartment caught fire.
10:17:41 PM <mountaindewme> I didn't talk to my aunt for a whole year.
02:18:26 PM <JaCobian91> My worst nightmare ever
02:18:31 PM <JaCobian91> It was raining men
02:18:33 PM <JaCobian91> but
02:18:35 PM <JaCobian91> they were all straight
* Ticklishways wonders if it hurts when women deliver babies...
* masked-racoon wonders if Ticklishways is an idiot
21:23:56 <shuttermonkey> I wear highheels when i mod KisayaMyst
<poprocksandcharlotte>GaioumonBatou: The small fries I've seen at the US McDonalds is equal to our large
<TheKingofFall>You should see the Canadian small.
<TheKingofFall>They basically bring you a bushel of potatoes and a beer.
18:15:32 <martypunker> Oh.
18:15:42 <martypunker> I totally forgot that I set my guest privclass to -join.
18:15:50 ** privilege class PublixCake has been updated by martypunker with: -admin -kick +join -topic -title
18:15:56 <martypunker> And cue kisayamyst.
18:16:03 ** KisayaMyst has joined
18:16:07 <KisayaMyst> WAS THERE FIRST
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18:16:09 <martypunker> That was predictable.
<Nesi> CLEAVAGE LADY
<smolkingmerrors> How's it, bitch boy?
<Nesi> Oh you know..
<Nesi> Life is full of surprises.
<Nesi> Most of them are really shitty, though.
<smolkingmerrors> Morning wood?
<Nesi> That's not a surprise.
<Nesi> It's a surprise when it's missing.
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<DXCUCR> Could one of you please type an exclamation mark for me?
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02:05:41 PM <Kaiine> hey look
02:05:55 PM <Kaiine> its the van halen eruption solo [link]
02:06:08 PM <ManjyomeThunder> fuck that, I'm listening to Power Rangers
<SameOldSongs> masked-racoon: Well... did you engage in gay activities?
<masked-racoon> SameOldSongs: I'm a drama student
05:23:41 PM <solaria92> luvbug1399: I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
<emothemurdok> for the time being.