The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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I've decided that from now on, the LOL Corner will be a biweekly news article. Hopefully, this will produce funnier quotes than the previous weekly article did.
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Speaking of quotes being funny, if you by any chance think the article is not funny, it's nice that you have an opinion and you're able to voice it, but please keep in mind that I just choose them, I don't say them. To improve the quality of the LOL Corner, please submit your own quotes to dAmnIt! and suggest funny ones to me via notes.
I'd like to thank `shuttermonkey for all the awesome quotes and $ewm for being a huge help!
<Platinus>I've been a bachelorette party stripper over the phone before
<GaioumonBatou>over the phone?
<Platinus>over the phone
<Platinus>they wanted me to be a chef boyardee stripper
<Platinus>so, I had to sound erotic while talking about my beefaroni
<Platinus>and my saucey meat balls
<RiaRoseKnows> TheJackal-XIII: I remember one time, and this is going to sound gross, my friend when she first got her monthly thing put a bandaid there because she thought she had cut herself
<Ikue> brgtt: i'm more of a pokemon I'm like a pikachu who was held to close to a thunderstone i've evolved into a raichu!
<HAL2008> One has to question the radioactive properties of the stone and wonder if it was always just a radioactive mutation on the part of the pikachu.
<Spiff-Johnson>I know how to get ladies naked, but it requires a rag and chloroform.
<Spiff-Johnson>Works every time.
<thederangedone>Spiff-Johnson: Such a romantic.
15:32:20 <KisayaMyst> Here's a classic one: Who's your personal/artistic/whatever hero and (briefly) why? And you can't say each other.
15:33:34 <Ikue> KisayaMyst: Tommy the green power ranger. He showed me as a kid that even if you were under the evil mind control of a skinless man with a staff who lived on the moon you could still be swayed by a hot girl wearing pink
08:38:21 PM <martypunker> can-i-haz-cookie: Have you been kicked today?
08:38:25 PM <can-i-haz-cookie> martypunker: no..
08:38:30 PM *** You have been kicked by martypunker * You have now!
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08:38:47 PM *** You have been kicked by MC-Frizzle *
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08:38:49 PM *** You have been kicked by IaiaRose *
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08:39:24 PM *** You have been kicked by dxd * ME NEXT
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08:39:44 PM *** You have been kicked by distancexkills * what did i miss
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08:39:50 PM <can-i-haz-cookie> fffffff
08:39:57 PM *** You have been kicked by Narfmaster * -uuuuuuuuuuuuu
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08:40:44 PM <can-i-haz-cookie> i gotta idle for a sec
08:40:53 PM *** You have been kicked by Narfmaster * NO IDLING FOR YOU
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04:05:16 PM <coolhacker> I think I just came across the worst possible spam mail.
04:05:39 PM <coolhacker> The Subject Line: "Is YOUR vagina amazing?"
04:05:55 PM <coolhacker> I had to click on it.
04:06:07 PM <coolhacker> Then it links me to an article with the 10 most amazing vaginas in the world.
04:06:17 PM <coolhacker> And one of these vaginas... one of these women... can play the kazoo with hers.
<magmanorn> OpalMist: Do you know of any hair wax brand called something that sounds like Erotiq?
<OpalMist> magmanorn: I'm gay, not a hairdresser.
22:21:13 <KaiMaru> TheJackal-XIII: A friend of mine sleep talks, and she slept in my bed because she has some form of Night terrors, and suddenly. "I DIDN'T DO IT MOM. GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ASS. GOD."
12:57:04 PM <cirkelrundspark> i cant even draw a nice stickman.
12:57:19 PM <SolaceEternal> cirkelrundspark: then draw a stickman that is a jerk to people
<Yukari-Yakumo> So I remember~
<Yukari-Yakumo> In 2nd grade~
<Yukari-Yakumo> I had an art teachr. her name was Mrs. Dick~
<Yukari-Yakumo> And her husband~
<Yukari-Yakumo> His name was Harry.
<Yukari-Yakumo> I kid you not.
06:48:55 PM <Nagazawa-Senpai> I just sneezed.
06:48:58 PM <Nagazawa-Senpai> And smacked my head on the desk.
06:49:03 PM <Nagazawa-Senpai> And my mom laughed.
06:49:03 PM <Nagazawa-Senpai>
<Bashai> I just realized my boyfriend got through yet ANOTHER day without nailing my gargoyle to the wall.
<HeronZiegel> Is that supposed to be a metaphor for something?
02:27:51 PM <lost-angle> yashachan: you here?
02:27:52 PM <yashachan> lost-angle: I've been away for 1 day, 1 hour, 59 minutes, 19 seconds. Reason: Shower.
02:28:01 PM <lost-angle> that's one long shower...
11:24:41 PM <coolhacker> MC-Frizzle: My brother did something that might make you laugh.
11:25:37 PM <coolhacker> MC-Frizzle: He recorded himself saying "My sister has freckles on her butt. Freckles on her butt." Over and over again. Then... he made it my ringtone. Guess where it rang?
11:25:40 PM <coolhacker> That's right, in class.
<szbooklover> I'm walking
<szbooklover> and walking
<szbooklover> and walking
<szbooklover> and walk
** szbooklover was kicked by anjules * walk faster
08:20:07 PM ** radiologicalpapabear has joined
08:20:54 PM <xinochan> holy crap i cant spell that
08:21:07 PM <radiologicalpapabear> "t-h-a-t"
02:10:19 PM <Hyratel> what's today's date?
02:10:29 PM <Anavar> 29
02:10:36 PM <blazer-flamewing> FRIDAY
02:11:05 PM <Pyritie> JANUARY
02:11:11 PM <Silver-Comet> 2010
02:11:23 PM <Anavar> teamwork 8D
<duststorm10> I hate chain mail.
<squible> duststorm10 but it can provide some protection against swords
05:16:08 PM <Heruman> Perfect. A giant tentacle is beating the hell out of me.