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This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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The Quotes
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21:32:10 <cypher-neo> bellchild: As a pyromaniac, I must say I found Match.com to be incredibly disappointing.
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<PoisonTouch> I don't like people who tweet like... 10 times in an hour
<PoisonTouch> I wake up with like a hundred messages
<spikesquirrel> Yeah it must be really annoying to be one of my followers. I tweet heaps. And about useless shit too.
<S-K-I-N> lol.
<cuppas> isnt that sort of the whole purpose of the site?
<PoisonTouch> spikesquirrel:
<SolaceEternal> spikesquirrel: The entire point of twitter is to babble the inane.
<spikesquirrel> Yep. I'd probably go mad otherwise
<spikesquirrel> Start yelling every random thought at passersby on the street.
<spikesquirrel> "I quite like crisps!"
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08:43:28 pm <Silent-Overthrowing> I forgot the bald chick's name
08:43:39 pm <xXHalcyonAngelXx> Brittany Spears?
08:43:46 pm <The-Lacrimal-Angel> ...
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02:33:46 <PotHeadJesus> Wow, I just got one hell of a troll comment on my page
02:34:27 <KaiHallarn111> PotHeadJesus: with a name like that are you surprised?
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<AronY14> i just wanna know how do you edit your pictures
<AronY14> me im just starting photography but im not really good at editing
<whoatherechief> I suggest that you use subtlety.
<AronY14> is that a program?
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06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r>
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<Angelo-O> jesus
<Angelo-O> jesus
<Angelo-O> JESUS
<love4art> Angelo-O:
<anjules> that's very formal
<anjules> you can call me Andrea
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07:03:36 PM <JennyTheWriter> I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM
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<Mankati> I explain the hot dog and you explain the two children
<Mankati> ...wrong chat
<Agrokulcher> wtf
<scarletwave> ROFL
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<KristenSpork> I actually registered for that class, Xerces! The semi-geological one.
<Xerces> KristenSpork: you might learn about cleavage and streak
<Delude> Xerces: I thought you said cleavage and steak.
<Delude> Xerces: And I got hungry and excited.
<Xerces> Delude:
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<kaiser321> Red Ring of Death sounds like an STD
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<Sye216> I'm a vegetarian zombie! Graaaaiiiins..... graiiiinnsss
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20:02:19 <sterbenlicht> I've seen you around before.
20:02:40 <angeIdust> Who?
20:02:44 <sterbenlicht> You.
20:02:55 <angeIdust> I've been around, yeah.
20:03:02 <sterbenlicht> Dirty.
20:03:05 <sterbenlicht> I like that.
20:03:12 <angeIdust> What?
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<Gadoink1>I did?
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05:58:04 PM <GoaliGrlTilDeath> I either A) need to remember that my default stylus holder is my cleavage and stop "losing" my stylus when it's right there, or B) quit using my cleavage as a stylus holder
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08:02:07 PM * technographer strokes his tick
08:02:10 PM <technographer> OH WAIT
08:02:23 PM * technographer should really read things before he hits enter
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02:45:59 AM <catluvr2> Escapera: Tons of people think I'm a girl.
02:46:06 AM <Escapera> catluvr2: Must be the macho nick.
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<Illith-Anthonar> All that scrolling lags my lappy like
<Illith-Anthonar> ... something that lags.
<Illith-Anthonar> Old people.
<Illith-Anthonar> I dunno.
<masterofall> Old people lag hard.
<masterofall> Which is why it's so easy to beat them on CS. :V
<Illith-Anthonar> My grandma lags so bad she thought it was Tuesday today.
<masterofall> My grandma lags even more.
<masterofall> She thought it was 2006.
<masterofall> And this was yesterday.
<xxsomeoneelsexx> 8U
<masterofall> That's nearly 4 year lag. I bet her ping time is ridiculous.
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<Acerbical> I laughed, while trying to burp.
<Acerbical> I don't recommend it.
Book Thing
Hey guys, if you're looking for something to read, why not check out Eithe's Way by demonlight (https://www.deviantart.com/demonlight)? You can pick it up on Amazon. It's a great read. I even left a review on the American site! http://www.amazon.com/Eithes-Way-Rhian-Waller/dp/1500142085/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406895444&sr=8-1&keywords=eithe%27s+way
And, when you've read that, you can enter into this contest for a chance to be a character in one of her stories! http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Do-you-want-to-be-in-a-story-472301323 How cool is that?
Anyway, has anyone else read a book recently they'd like to share?
Somewhat Final
I could really go into depth about all the houses we pined over and considered looking at and the pain of the fact that the bank took forever to get back to us, but I feel like jumping to the end because it won't lead you along.
We finally reached someone else at the bank and she was very nice and helpful. She gave us some good news, namely that we would be approved for more money than we originally thought. Then, she gave us bad news, namely that the wifefayse doesn't have enough credit for us to be approved for a loan and that we should work on that before considering buying a house.
So, this may sound like bad news to you, but surprising
Big House Update
So, the last journal I wrote, we were looking at a house, someone had made an offer on it, and we were going to the bank to get approved so we could make a better offer. Well, we had originally gone to the bank a couple months ago and been told we would be approved for a certain amount of money. It wasn't an official approval, but he went through all the steps of one to give us a really good estimate. Turns out it wasn't that good of an estimate, as when we went in to get officially approved, he said he couldn't do it for that amount of money.
We had to pass on the house we wanted, but right as we were coming to that decision, the house lite
Moving Quickly UPDATE
UPDATE: Realtor called me and said there was an offer on the house we want. :noes: BUT, we're still going to get pre-approved tomorrow and then make an offer ($500 more than asking) with condition of appraisal and 90 day closing. That will satisfy the bank's need of an appraisal and our need for a little bit more time to get just a few hundred dollars more for down payment (bank is covering closing costs). Crazy frantic arm waving time! Crazy frantic arm waving time!
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The wife and I looked at houses on Saturday and we think we found one that we really like (and not just in pictures this time)! Tomorrow we're
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