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December 7, 2009


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The LOL Corner

This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.

Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.

dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.

dAmnIt! has reached over 25,000 quotes!!!

When something funny happens in a chatroom, share it with everyone! It only takes a few clicks, and while you're there browse through all the other hilarious quotes!

Feel free to note me with suggested dAmnIt! quotes to go into the next edition. Please make sure that the quote has already been submitted and approved to dAmnIt! and that you give me the quote number in your note.

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The Quotes…
21:32:10 <cypher-neo> bellchild: As a pyromaniac, I must say I found to be incredibly disappointing.…
<PoisonTouch> I don't like people who tweet like... 10 times in an hour :stare: by Lythero
<PoisonTouch> I wake up with like a hundred messages :facepalm: by Chimpantalones
<spikesquirrel> Yeah it must be really annoying to be one of my followers. I tweet heaps. And about useless shit too.
<S-K-I-N> lol.
<cuppas> isnt that sort of the whole purpose of the site?
<PoisonTouch> spikesquirrel: :lol:
<SolaceEternal> spikesquirrel: The entire point of twitter is to babble the inane.
<spikesquirrel> Yep. I'd probably go mad otherwise
<spikesquirrel> Start yelling every random thought at passersby on the street.
<spikesquirrel> "I quite like crisps!"…
08:43:28 pm <Silent-Overthrowing> I forgot the bald chick's name
08:43:39 pm <xXHalcyonAngelXx> Brittany Spears?
08:43:46 pm <The-Lacrimal-Angel> ...…
02:33:46 <PotHeadJesus> Wow, I just got one hell of a troll comment on my page :o
02:34:27 <KaiHallarn111> PotHeadJesus: with a name like that are you surprised?…
<AronY14> i just wanna know how do you edit your pictures
<AronY14> me im just starting photography but im not really good at editing
<whoatherechief> I suggest that you use subtlety.
<AronY14> is that a program?…
06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r> :|…
<Angelo-O> jesus
<Angelo-O> jesus
<Angelo-O> JESUS
<love4art> Angelo-O: :|
<anjules> that's very formal
<anjules> you can call me Andrea…
07:03:36 PM <JennyTheWriter> I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM…
<Mankati> I explain the hot dog and you explain the two children :evileye:
<Mankati> ...wrong chat
<Agrokulcher> wtf
<scarletwave> ROFL…
<KristenSpork> I actually registered for that class, Xerces! :DThe semi-geological one. :o
<Xerces> KristenSpork: you might learn about cleavage and streak :o
<Delude> Xerces: I thought you said cleavage and steak.
<Delude> Xerces: And I got hungry and excited.
<Xerces> Delude: :lmao:…
<kaiser321> :paranoid: Red Ring of Death sounds like an STD :paranoid:…
<Sye216> :zombie::megaphone:I'm a vegetarian zombie! Graaaaiiiins..... graiiiinnsss…
20:02:19 <sterbenlicht> I've seen you around before.
20:02:40 <angeIdust> Who?
20:02:44 <sterbenlicht> You.
20:02:55 <angeIdust> I've been around, yeah.
20:03:02 <sterbenlicht> Dirty.
20:03:05 <sterbenlicht> I like that.
20:03:12 <angeIdust> What? :o…
** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
<Gadoink1>I did? :noes:…
05:58:04 PM <GoaliGrlTilDeath> I either A) need to remember that my default stylus holder is my cleavage and stop "losing" my stylus when it's right there, or B) quit using my cleavage as a stylus holder :B…
08:02:07 PM * technographer strokes his tick
08:02:10 PM <technographer> OH WAIT
08:02:23 PM * technographer should really read things before he hits enter…
02:45:59 AM <catluvr2> Escapera: Tons of people think I'm a girl.
02:46:06 AM <Escapera> catluvr2: Must be the macho nick.…
<Illith-Anthonar> All that scrolling lags my lappy like
<Illith-Anthonar> ... something that lags.
<Illith-Anthonar> Old people.
<Illith-Anthonar> I dunno.
<masterofall> Old people lag hard.
<masterofall> Which is why it's so easy to beat them on CS. :V
<Illith-Anthonar> My grandma lags so bad she thought it was Tuesday today.
<masterofall> My grandma lags even more.
<masterofall> She thought it was 2006.
<masterofall> And this was yesterday.
<xxsomeoneelsexx> 8U
<masterofall> That's nearly 4 year lag. I bet her ping time is ridiculous.…
<Acerbical> I laughed, while trying to burp.
<Acerbical> I don't recommend it.
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Magnumformer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The fifth one deserves a... :iconfacepalmplz:

silken Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Professional General Artist has REM in her head...DAMNIT!

But it so wins hands down as a quote...:D
zungzwang Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM"

:rofl: That'd kick so much butt. :#1:
yiffmaster86 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
Vegetarian zombie
That one had to be the best.
That and the one with the connection
"I did!"
Another good one
It never gets old
LostTempest Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
Oh come on. The vegetarian zombie is as old as the Internet itself.
I have given up on the LOL Corner ever being funny.
AeonOfTime Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
You, sir, have lived too much.

I recommend a healthy dose of memory loss to appreciate the old jokes once more :giggle:
LostTempest Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010
That makes a change from the "you have no life" argument.
Now I have TOO MUCH life. :B
AeonOfTime Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
Ain't that something? :giggle:
TakiYume Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Professional Writer
It seems that facetiousness is squandered on the hebetudinous
LostTempest Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010

You got a thesaurus for Christmas, didn't you?
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