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21:32:10 <cypher-neo> bellchild: As a pyromaniac, I must say I found Match.com to be incredibly disappointing.


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<PoisonTouch> I don't like people who tweet like... 10 times in an hour :stare: by Lythero
<PoisonTouch> I wake up with like a hundred messages :facepalm: by Chimpantalones
<spikesquirrel> Yeah it must be really annoying to be one of my followers. I tweet heaps. And about useless shit too.
<S-K-I-N> lol.
<cuppas> isnt that sort of the whole purpose of the site?
<PoisonTouch> spikesquirrel: :lol:
<SolaceEternal> spikesquirrel: The entire point of twitter is to babble the inane.
<spikesquirrel> Yep. I'd probably go mad otherwise
<spikesquirrel> Start yelling every random thought at passersby on the street.
<spikesquirrel> "I quite like crisps!"


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08:43:28 pm <Silent-Overthrowing> I forgot the bald chick's name
08:43:39 pm <xXHalcyonAngelXx> Brittany Spears?
08:43:46 pm <The-Lacrimal-Angel> ...


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02:33:46 <PotHeadJesus> Wow, I just got one hell of a troll comment on my page :o
02:34:27 <KaiHallarn111> PotHeadJesus: with a name like that are you surprised?


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<AronY14> i just wanna know how do you edit your pictures
<AronY14> me im just starting photography but im not really good at editing
<whoatherechief> I suggest that you use subtlety.
<AronY14> is that a program?


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06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r> :|


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<Angelo-O> jesus
<Angelo-O> jesus
<Angelo-O> JESUS
<love4art> Angelo-O: :|
<anjules> that's very formal
<anjules> you can call me Andrea


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07:03:36 PM <JennyTheWriter> I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM


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<Mankati> I explain the hot dog and you explain the two children :evileye:
<Mankati> ...wrong chat
<Agrokulcher> wtf
<scarletwave> ROFL


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<KristenSpork> I actually registered for that class, Xerces! :DThe semi-geological one. :o
<Xerces> KristenSpork: you might learn about cleavage and streak :o
<Delude> Xerces: I thought you said cleavage and steak.
<Delude> Xerces: And I got hungry and excited.
<Xerces> Delude: :lmao:


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<kaiser321> :paranoid: Red Ring of Death sounds like an STD :paranoid:


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<Sye216> :zombie::megaphone:I'm a vegetarian zombie! Graaaaiiiins..... graiiiinnsss


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20:02:19 <sterbenlicht> I've seen you around before.
20:02:40 <angeIdust> Who?
20:02:44 <sterbenlicht> You.
20:02:55 <angeIdust> I've been around, yeah.
20:03:02 <sterbenlicht> Dirty.
20:03:05 <sterbenlicht> I like that.
20:03:12 <angeIdust> What? :o


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** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
<Gadoink1>I did? :noes:


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05:58:04 PM <GoaliGrlTilDeath> I either A) need to remember that my default stylus holder is my cleavage and stop "losing" my stylus when it's right there, or B) quit using my cleavage as a stylus holder :B


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08:02:07 PM * technographer strokes his tick
08:02:10 PM <technographer> OH WAIT
08:02:23 PM * technographer should really read things before he hits enter


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02:45:59 AM <catluvr2> Escapera: Tons of people think I'm a girl.
02:46:06 AM <Escapera> catluvr2: Must be the macho nick.


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<Illith-Anthonar> All that scrolling lags my lappy like
<Illith-Anthonar> ... something that lags.
<Illith-Anthonar> Old people.
<Illith-Anthonar> I dunno.
<masterofall> Old people lag hard.
<masterofall> Which is why it's so easy to beat them on CS. :V
<Illith-Anthonar> My grandma lags so bad she thought it was Tuesday today.
<masterofall> My grandma lags even more.
<masterofall> She thought it was 2006.
<masterofall> And this was yesterday.
<xxsomeoneelsexx> 8U
<masterofall> That's nearly 4 year lag. I bet her ping time is ridiculous.


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<Acerbical> I laughed, while trying to burp.
<Acerbical> I don't recommend it.
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:iconmagnumformer:
Magnumformer Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The fifth one deserves a... :iconfacepalmplz:

FACE PALM.
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:iconsilken:
silken Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2010  Professional General Artist
....now has REM in her head...DAMNIT!

But it so wins hands down as a quote...:D
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:iconzungzwang:
zungzwang Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM"

:rofl: That'd kick so much butt. :#1:
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:iconyiffmaster86:
yiffmaster86 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2010
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vegetarian zombie
That one had to be the best.
That and the one with the connection
"I did!"
BWAHAHAHAHA
Another good one
It never gets old
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:iconlosttempest:
LostTempest Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010
Oh come on. The vegetarian zombie is as old as the Internet itself.
I have given up on the LOL Corner ever being funny.
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:iconaeonoftime:
AeonOfTime Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
You, sir, have lived too much.

I recommend a healthy dose of memory loss to appreciate the old jokes once more :giggle:
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:iconlosttempest:
LostTempest Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2010
That makes a change from the "you have no life" argument.
Now I have TOO MUCH life. :B
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:iconaeonoftime:
AeonOfTime Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
Ain't that something? :giggle:
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:icontakiyume:
TakiYume Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2010  Professional Writer
It seems that facetiousness is squandered on the hebetudinous
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:iconlosttempest:
LostTempest Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2010
...

You got a thesaurus for Christmas, didn't you?
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:icontakiyume:
TakiYume Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Professional Writer
lmao not necessarily....that's something my sister looked up a couple years ago and we have been using it ever since
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:iconlosttempest:
LostTempest Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
:lol:
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:iconllifi-kei:
llifi-kei Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010
21:32:10 <cypher-neo> bellchild: As a pyromaniac, I must say I found Match.com to be incredibly disappointing.

:rofl:
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:iconsilent-lulliby:
Silent-Lulliby Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Student Writer
wow it seems like this was posted forever ago. i cant wait for the next one. :D
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:iconnaomihansen:
NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Student Digital Artist
** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
<Gadoink1>I did? :noes:

Oh man. Epic fail for technology. :XD:
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:iconsir-tristan:
Sir-Tristan Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010
Totally.
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:iconnaomihansen:
NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:nod:
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:iconalterego1629:
AlterEgo1629 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
That 2012 theory one was so funny xD
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Nagusame Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2009
06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r> :|


HAHAHAHA! :lmao:
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:iconthesekrimzonflames:
TheseKrimzonFlames Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009
Omg, this was one of the best ones. :XD:
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:iconrainbowmare:
Rainbowmare Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2009
06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r> :|

oe God :rofl:
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Darkfiend90 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009
07:03:36 PM <JennyTheWriter> I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM

:rofl: !!!!!
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:icontatooine92:
Tatooine92 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009  Student Writer
It's a bad time for me to be laughing. 1) I should be doing homework; 2) I have a cough and laughing while coughing isn't fun; 3) I'm hoarse, and laughing sounds really funny. And I don't mean ha-ha funny. I mean "WTF, you sound weird" funny.

...but I laughed anyway. :paranoid:
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:iconwnphotography:
WNPhotography Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009  Professional Photographer
:#1: Blogged!: [link]


:icondavillage:
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:iconsenshistock:
SenshiStock Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
This is never disappointing :rofl:
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:iconjenepooh:
jenepooh Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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:iconcrazyinvaderzimfan:
CrazyInvaderZimFan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
They all made me lol :D
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:iconrtv03:
Rtv03 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
Oh god that was hilarious. Still laughing as i type this.
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:iconmidnight-amulet:
midnight-amulet Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
:rofl: oh that is so funny, it so cheered up my day :XD:
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:iconnightthekittykat:
NightTheKittyKat Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r> :|
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:iconacer-v:
acer-v Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
"Old people lag hard"...I don't think I'll ever forget that. Well, that is, until I'm old and laggy...
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:iconsilent-lulliby:
Silent-Lulliby Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Student Writer
the last two were amazing. lmao. ♥
oh and ive burped while laughing :B, i wouldnt recommend it either :|
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:iconxxsomeoneelsexx:
xxsomeoneelsexx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
PING TIIIIIIIIME

Our chat is awesome. :lol:
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:icondarthpooky:
DarthPooky Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
"I quite like crisps!" XDDD

Best LOL Corner ever.
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Nuuhku87 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
<Gadoink1>I did? :noes:

One of the best...like EVER :lmao:
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:iconnaomihansen:
NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Student Digital Artist
:rofl:
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:iconsir-tristan:
Sir-Tristan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
I swear I totally didn't. Honest. :noes:
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:iconmollinda:
Mollinda Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009   Traditional Artist
I quite like crisps made me laugh.

"I bet her ping time is ridiculous" made me cry laughing. I love net geek humour :B
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:iconclearwater04:
clearwater04 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
ha the connection closed one was funny
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:iconbroken-preludes:
Broken-Preludes Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009
Snakes on a plane reference = :rofl:
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:iconsharedmadnessoftwo:
sharedmadnessoftwo Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009
That was hilarious :D

The vegetarian zombie one was classic :D
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:iconpunky-mind:
Punky-Mind Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009
** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
<Gadoink1>I did? :noes:

:lmao: LOL I'll be laughing for the rest of the week :XD:

Great edition hahaha.
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:iconsir-tristan:
Sir-Tristan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
:XD:
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:iconpunky-mind:
Punky-Mind Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
You're my idol :XD: :glomp:
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:iconsir-tristan:
Sir-Tristan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
I feel infinitely more special right now :iconimhappyplz:
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:iconpunky-mind:
Punky-Mind Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2009
You totally should, you're full of awesome B-)
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:iconmistynight49:
mistynight49 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Graaaaiiiins..... graiiiinnsss
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Darigaaz-the-Igniter Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009
** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
<Gadoink1>I did? :noes:

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

gotta wonder how that happened.
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:iconsir-tristan:
Sir-Tristan Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
With magic, apparently.
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Pamuya-Blucat Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Daaang that's some bad lag right there x'D
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