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21:32:10 <cypher-neo> bellchild: As a pyromaniac, I must say I found Match.com to be incredibly disappointing.
<PoisonTouch> I don't like people who tweet like... 10 times in an hour
<PoisonTouch> I wake up with like a hundred messages
<spikesquirrel> Yeah it must be really annoying to be one of my followers. I tweet heaps. And about useless shit too.
<cuppas> isnt that sort of the whole purpose of the site?
<SolaceEternal> spikesquirrel: The entire point of twitter is to babble the inane.
<spikesquirrel> Yep. I'd probably go mad otherwise
<spikesquirrel> Start yelling every random thought at passersby on the street.
<spikesquirrel> "I quite like crisps!"
08:43:28 pm <Silent-Overthrowing> I forgot the bald chick's name
08:43:39 pm <xXHalcyonAngelXx> Brittany Spears?
08:43:46 pm <The-Lacrimal-Angel> ...
02:33:46 <PotHeadJesus> Wow, I just got one hell of a troll comment on my page
02:34:27 <KaiHallarn111> PotHeadJesus: with a name like that are you surprised?
<AronY14> i just wanna know how do you edit your pictures
<AronY14> me im just starting photography but im not really good at editing
<whoatherechief> I suggest that you use subtlety.
<AronY14> is that a program?
06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r>
<anjules> that's very formal
<anjules> you can call me Andrea
07:03:36 PM <JennyTheWriter> I don't believe in the 2012 theory but if it was true I know what would happen. God would come down in the guise of Samuel Jackson and would say " I have had it with this motherfucking planet on the motherfucking plane of existance." Then exit stage left to the sound of REM
<Mankati> I explain the hot dog and you explain the two children
<Mankati> ...wrong chat
<KristenSpork> I actually registered for that class, Xerces! The semi-geological one.
<Xerces> KristenSpork: you might learn about cleavage and streak
<Delude> Xerces: I thought you said cleavage and steak.
<Delude> Xerces: And I got hungry and excited.
<kaiser321> Red Ring of Death sounds like an STD
<Sye216> I'm a vegetarian zombie! Graaaaiiiins..... graiiiinnsss
20:02:19 <sterbenlicht> I've seen you around before.
20:02:40 <angeIdust> Who?
20:02:44 <sterbenlicht> You.
20:02:55 <angeIdust> I've been around, yeah.
20:03:02 <sterbenlicht> Dirty.
20:03:05 <sterbenlicht> I like that.
20:03:12 <angeIdust> What?
** Gadoink1 has left [connection closed]
05:58:04 PM <GoaliGrlTilDeath> I either A) need to remember that my default stylus holder is my cleavage and stop "losing" my stylus when it's right there, or B) quit using my cleavage as a stylus holder
08:02:07 PM * technographer strokes his tick
08:02:10 PM <technographer> OH WAIT
08:02:23 PM * technographer should really read things before he hits enter
02:45:59 AM <catluvr2> Escapera: Tons of people think I'm a girl.
02:46:06 AM <Escapera> catluvr2: Must be the macho nick.
<Illith-Anthonar> All that scrolling lags my lappy like
<Illith-Anthonar> ... something that lags.
<Illith-Anthonar> Old people.
<Illith-Anthonar> I dunno.
<masterofall> Old people lag hard.
<masterofall> Which is why it's so easy to beat them on CS. :V
<Illith-Anthonar> My grandma lags so bad she thought it was Tuesday today.
<masterofall> My grandma lags even more.
<masterofall> She thought it was 2006.
<masterofall> And this was yesterday.
<masterofall> That's nearly 4 year lag. I bet her ping time is ridiculous.
<Acerbical> I laughed, while trying to burp.
<Acerbical> I don't recommend it.