The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
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<inkpenofdeath> he's a photographer. you'll show him how to take a macro
<inkpenofdeath> defined as "the subject being the same size or bigger in the picture as real life"
<deathtoll1912> i'll improve his focus
<inkpenofdeath> i made a really dirty joke about wide angle lenses... millimeters, yknow
<deathtoll1912> ROFL and aperture
<inkpenofdeath> and depth of field
<deathtoll1912> and exposure
<inkpenofdeath> you'll teach him how to shoot in f/8.5 and higher
<deathtoll1912> with my 12 megapixel camera
<inkpenofdeath> throw some polaroid film in there to shake things up
<deathtoll1912> i'd develop that
<dantea-demon> MC-Frizzle: oh noes! what if i sleep already when you uploade?!
<MC-Frizzle> dantea-demon: The world will end, 3 years premature.
<MC-Frizzle> Mayans and all that stuff. You know.
<dantea-demon> MC-Frizzle: hey! i believe in that - just because my mother is mexican and she does have todo with the mayas XD aDN it's my lucky year ;D
<dantea-demon> MC-Frizzle: i'm 25 in 2012 - 2+5 =7 !!! seven!!!
<MC-Frizzle> dantea-demon: OHNOES
<MC-Frizzle> I'm 18
<MC-Frizzle> 8 - 1 = 7
<dantea-demon> MC-Frizzle: !!!!
<MC-Frizzle> Born 3 9 1991 3 x 9 = 27 - the sum of 1+9+9+1 = 7
<MC-Frizzle> OH SHIT
<dantea-demon> se7en the movie is my favourite?!
<MC-Frizzle> OH NO
<MC-Frizzle> We're all going to diiiiie
19:21:15 <can-i-haz-cookie> quickdraw: the local young men are keen on my flavoured milk drink and frequent my garden in order to sample it. they insist it's quality is superior to yours
<mystical-machine-gun> I wouldn't dare call $realitysquared a retard.
<mystical-machine-gun> I admire your balls, Baz135.
<mystical-machine-gun> More than you know.
<mystical-machine-gun> That sounded wrong.
<Athos-of-Light> It's "no clothes" hour in #devart. take off your clothes and sit on Opalmist for your free cookie
<OpalMist> Ho ho ho.
<Beautiful-Tears-Fall> know what feels weird?
<Beautiful-Tears-Fall> if you stick your chin on your keyboard then move your head around
<roguequeen> I have a laptop and a desktop at home.
<Beautiful-Tears-Fall> bvhfbthnhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjftttbhvfffff ftvbbhbfvtttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbftvbhf v
<Beautiful-Tears-Fall> aaagh! sorry!
<Beautiful-Tears-Fall> my head hit the enter key....
* imamyrose who lives in DaPineapple under the sea?
01:13:15 pm <Sykboi> did you know that on the chinese year of the cow there was a mad cow outbreak, then in the year of the pig there is a swine flu outbreak. the next is the year of the cock...is anybody else other than me worried?
<Nagi-Oki>Be back in a few
<Nagi-Oki>Gotta take mom out
<Magoo-Tora>you're taking out your mother?
<Magoo-Tora>I hope you clean up and don't leave any evidence
<Jack-Lilac458> me and my sister were walking to the store one night and there was a dead baby bat on the sidewalk
<technographer> I skipped over "bat" the first time I read that
<ginkage> I have hot melty mozzarella sticks and I am happy as heck.
<ginkage> Because it is colder than a witch's tit in a cast iron bra outside.
<TheHWord> LOL what.
16:33:28 <koffeeben> I need a good horror movie to watch.
16:33:37 <kaiser321> koffeeben: New Moon just came out
13:04:22 <Baz135> Dead chat is dead
13:04:40 <Baz135> You could probably hear a pin drop
13:04:47 <Baz135> And yes, over your internet connection
13:04:54 <KisayaMyst> That's pretty dead
13:05:06 <Baz135> Brb, getting a pin
13:05:08 <KisayaMyst> K
13:05:47 ** Tachy-on has left [connection closed]
13:06:03 <Baz135> Pin drop killed Pete
13:06:24 <KisayaMyst> Baz135: What have you done?!
13:06:36 <Baz135> I-I didn't mean it
13:06:56 <KisayaMyst> Ohgodohgodohgod
13:07:05 <Baz135> Don't tell anyone
13:07:13 <KisayaMyst> Okay
13:07:17 <KisayaMyst> I'm just going to dAmnIT this
13:07:24 <KisayaMyst> I promise I won't tell anyone, though
13:07:32 <Baz135> Alright, thanks
13:07:38 <Baz135> I'm glad I can trust you
<Defiant-Ant> I think i'm troubled
<Defiant-Ant> I have sudden urges to air hump chairs.
11:51:46 am <chix0r> ewm, on behalf of all the community operations team, we'd like to know why you think it's appropriate for you to squeek your ladybug in public?
<shadowaurora>I like earthquakes too much.
<shadowaurora>It's like sex.
06:24:33 pm ** manic16 has joined
06:24:34 pm <Drako-Bot> ~manic16: No, we DON'T want to RP.
06:24:39 pm ** manic16 has left [connection closed]
06:39:53 pm <martypunker> I NEED FOUR MORE QUOTES
06:40:28 pm <Tachy-on> """"
06:40:30 pm <Tachy-on> There you go.
06:40:56 pm <martypunker> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:40:58 pm <martypunker> YOU'RE SO FUNNY PETE
06:40:59 pm <martypunker> :3