The LOL Corner [#77]

The LOL Corner

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03:03:30 ** koffeeben has left [connection closed]
03:03:47 <Frozen-Jakalope> BENJAMIN
03:03:50 <Frozen-Jakalope> GET BACK HERE
03:03:51 <Frozen-Jakalope> NOW
03:03:55 ** koffeeben has joined
03:04:00 <koffeeben> I'M BACK
03:04:00 <Frozen-Jakalope> Damn straight.


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<Hyuzyn>Malumvolo: pornographic memory xD
<Hyuzyn>er.. photographic


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09:47:40 pm <WereKitty14v> Shall I teach you all what I am learning?
09:47:45 pm <S-K-I-N> WereKitty14v: yesplz.
09:48:01 pm <WereKitty14v> S-K-I-N: Okay. So there was this guy named Martin Luther right?
09:48:15 pm <WereKitty14v> S-K-I-N: And he was like "Awsageawg HATE CURCH"
09:48:28 pm <WereKitty14v> So he went out and was like "awagh MAKE NEW CHURCH"
09:48:43 pm <WereKitty14v> And that was how we got Protestants.


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<IBinsanity> i typed in /join youtube into my url bar


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<lunar0pacus>I like sparkly things as long as they arent like mosquitoes.
<Beautiful-Tears-Fall>or edward cullen.


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Cubicality> COME OVER HERE SO I CAN BOOK YOU IN FOR A SESSION, DARLING
<LadyLadybug> OH BBY
<LadyLadybug> FILL THOSE FORMS FOR ME REAL GOOD
<Cubicality> WITH MY BIG, BLACK
<Cubicality> PEN
<LadyLadybug>OHHHHH THAT INK IS SO THICK
<Cubicality>YEAH BBY, THOSE BOXES ARE GETTING FILLED SO GOOD
<LadyLadybug> PACK ME UP AND SHIP ME OFF HNGGGG
<Cubicality> WITH THIS SILKY TAPE SO COME OVER HERE DOLL
<Cubicality> AND PUCKER UP
<LadyLadybug> OH THIS TAPE FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY BOXES
<LadyLadybug>IT'S NICE AND TIGHT
<Cubicality> GET THAT STRETCH GOING OH YEAH
<LadyLadybug> I'VE GOT A PACKAGE FOR YOU BBY
<LadyLadybug> COME AND
<LadyLadybug> SIGN THE RELEASE FORM
<Cubicality> WITH THIS BIG THICK STYLUS


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05:50:07 am <aplmngo> although taylor will be here in like
05:50:08 am <aplmngo> 5
05:50:10 am <aplmngo> 4
05:50:11 am <aplmngo> 3
05:50:12 am <aplmngo> 2
05:50:13 am <aplmngo> 1
05:50:14 am ** The-Other-NNBTK has joined
05:50:17 am <aplmngo> damn im good
05:50:20 am <TheUnrealSephiroth> aplmngo: Jesus shit.
05:50:22 am <The-Other-NNBTK> hot damn


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<Joey-1994> can someone tell me where the help chatroom went?
<Joey-1994> i can't find it anymore
<Blackham89> Joey-1994: You should ask that in the help chatroom


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** Kyu-Neko was kicked by Kyu-Neko * Why do they call it XBOX 360? cause when you look at it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
<Daani>... 360 is turning back to the place you were


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09:02:31 pm <funkytoast> Silas-Aurelias: am I fresh?
09:02:32 pm <KristenSpork> funkytoast: Not with a name like funkytoast.


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<The-Other-NNBTK> my left big toe is fucked up
<socomsnake>
<SuperArrow> I read toe as testicle.
<SuperArrow>
<Juggled>
<The-Other-NNBTK> ...
<The-Other-NNBTK> what
<Geebitz> How...?


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<TheJackal-XIII> Don't invade for thirty seconds and then go OMFGWHATEVER
<quickdraw> 16:55:46 <TheJackal-XIII> Don't invade for thirty seconds and then go OMFGWHATEVER <--- sounds like my prom night.
<can-i-haz-cookie> quickdraw: "Don't invade for thirty seconds and then go OMFGWHATEVER" sounds like the first time i had sex


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02:07:13 pm <Wizard-Kgalm> Skylanda: Ekans (snake pokemon) is snake spelled backwards. Its evolved form Arbok sounds like cobra backwards! Muk, on the other hand...
02:07:28 pm <DJDragonwolf> Wizard-Kgalm: LMAO.
02:07:31 pm <flufflylover92395> LOL


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<smolkingmerrors> Well, in this dream I travelled with this person.
<smolkingmerrors> Who became my mentor and took me under his wing.
<smolkingmerrors> And taught me how to fig...
<smolkingmerrors> HAHA
<smolkingmerrors> It was a kung foo movie too.
<smolkingmerrors> Annnnyway.
<smolkingmerrors> I went around kicking zombie ass and passing on his wisdom to other victims.
<smolkingmerrors> And my cat was there.
<smolkingmerrors> Then at the end.
<smolkingmerrors> There was a flash of a princess, a fruity jester and a rather ugly female dwarf.
<smolkingmerrors> They were about to start an epic quest.
<ordie> Sometimes I'm really glad I don't remember my dreams. I can't imagine myself ever confessing something like that.


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<sega-fortress> you know.. it's a real shame
<sega-fortress> people got given masks and gloves in hotspots for swine flu
<sega-fortress> and Michael Jackson died just as it came into fashion


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** YukiMizuno was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** dragonack27 was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** steph1254 was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** Hanratty-Stock was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** Red-Bananas was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** Tobi2x4 was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** mystical-machine-gun was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** LibertineMedic was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** zombierap21 was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** DCZed was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** Osiristhrasher06 was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
** Rose-Rayne was kicked by DeMaulwurfn * Because it's my birthday yay
<GaioumonBatou> ...
<DeMaulwurfn>
<GaioumonBatou>


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<Sting1> scientific studies have demonstrated that MN@'s babies start kicking earlier


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06:18:50 am <Nestalgica> And then I found five dollars.
06:18:56 am <eythan> You know what?
06:19:00 am <eythan> I wanna be you right now.
06:19:09 am <eythan> Okay, feeling passed.


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02:37:22 am <Denodon> one of chats greatest mysteries...where all this random stuff comes from
02:37:35 am <radiologicalpapabear> warehouse
02:37:37 am <radiologicalpapabear> down the street
02:37:46 am <radiologicalpapabear> 4th floor
02:37:52 am <radiologicalpapabear> 408B
02:37:54 am <Denodon> shelf 7?
02:37:57 am <radiologicalpapabear> top shelf on the right
02:38:06 am <radiologicalpapabear> filed under "cheese"


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<DeMaulwurfn> HI IT'S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW YOU'LL BE SAYIN WOW EVERY TIME YOU USE THIS TOWEL IT'S LIKE A CHAMOIS IT'S LIKE A TOWEL IT'S LIKE A SPONGE A REGULAR TOWEL DOESN'T WORK WET - THIS WORKS WET OR DRY THIS IS FOR THE HOUSE THE CAR THE BOAT THE RV SHAMWOW HOLDS TWENTY TIMES ITS WEIGHT IN LIQUID LOOK AT THIS IT JUST DOES THE WORK WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK TWICE AS HARD? DOESN'T DRIP DOESN'T MAKE A MESS YOU WRING IT OUT WASH IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE MADE IN GERMANY - YOU KNOW THE GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF YOU CAN CUT IT IN HALF USE ONE AS A BATH MAT DRAIN YA DISHES WITH THE OTHER ONE USE ONE AS A TOWEL OLYMPIC DIVERS THEY USE IT AS A TOWEL LOOK AT THAT COMPLETELY DRY PUT A WET SWEATER ROLL IT UP IT DRIES YOUR SWEATERS HERE'S SOME COLA...WINE...COFFEE...COLA...PET STAINS NOT ONLY IS THE DAMAGE GONNA BE ON TOP - THERE'S YOUR MILDEW THAT IS GONNA SMELL SEE THAT THE MOST ABSORB WERE GONNA DO THIS IN REAL TIME LOOK AT THIS PUT IT ON THE SPILL TURN IT OVER WITHOUT EVEN PUTTING ANY PRESSURE FIFTY PERCENT OF THE COLA RIGHT THERE YOU FOLLOW ME CAMERA GUY? THE OTHER FIFTY PERCENT THE COLOR STARTS TO COME UP NO OTHER TOWEL'S GONNA DO THAT IT ACTS LIKE A VACUUM AND LOOK AT THIS - VIRTUALLY DRY ON THE BOTTOM SEE WHAT I'M TELLIN' YA? SHAMWOW YOU'LL BE SAYIN' WOW EVERY TIME!