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22:23:00 <sine-out> electronicmaji: stop being a fail troll and perhaps you'll get a chance at getting laid, or something
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10:58:45 AM <AstroNOTAnAlien> Skarlet-Raven: What is so amazing about asparagus?
10:58:53 AM <OpalMist> Hurrdurr asparagus makes your pee taste funny derp
10:58:58 AM <OpalMist> oh god
10:58:59 AM <OpalMist> no
10:59:00 AM <OpalMist> nonono
10:59:01 AM <OpalMist> smell
10:59:05 AM <OpalMist> not taste
10:59:10 AM <cypher-neo> OpalMist:
10:59:14 AM <OpalMist> getting my goddamn senses confused
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06:29:12 pm <GoldRockShooter> WHAT STARTS WITH F AND ENDS WITH UCK?
06:29:19 pm <TheEvilJester> Fire truck
06:29:21 pm <Trandys> firetruck
06:29:23 pm <Kaneko13> FIRETRUCK.
06:29:39 pm <CurseMarker> IS IT THE WORD FUCK?
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<demonwolfshadow> Thing is.
<sniperkit> What.
<demonwolfshadow> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PREGNANT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
<sniperkit> demonwolfshadow: You dummy, it was sex
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08:23:39 PM <Dragonknight-kabashi> LOOK A DISTRACTION
08:23:55 PM <minecat> WHERE?!
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16:02:12 <DaPineapple> Hm, pair of scissors on my desk.
16:02:15 <DaPineapple> brb, running.
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21:18:08 <akasunanosasoriXD> oh god this music
21:18:11 <akasunanosasoriXD> is like joygasm
21:18:13 <akasunanosasoriXD> all up in my ears.
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11:29:36 AM <Hanratty-Stock> DanHeffer-Stock: DAN
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11:40:00 AM <Hanratty-Stock> WHAT IS GOING ON?
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<fr0zen-burrit0s>BAAAAAAAHHHH I told my mom I needed a new razor.......she gave me a yellow, banana scented shaver for women
<Seige-ay>LOL.
<fr0zen-burrit0s>I WTF'd
<Seige-ay>HAHAAHAHAAH
<Seige-ay>oh lawdy
<Seige-ay><333
<fr0zen-burrit0s>;x;
<fr0zen-burrit0s>so now whenever I shave I smell smoothies...it was in a package of strawberry scented shavers and kiwi scented shavers
<fr0zen-burrit0s>I'm just giving up on being a man
<Seige-ay>lawl xD
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<sniperkit> AUGH
<sniperkit> mom is being retarded
<sniperkit> she made a meat sauce for dinner. MEAT!
<sniperkit> I'm a vegetarian.
<sniperkit> So I had to eat sauceless noodles and canned oranges for dinner.
<link-fan> Does she know ur a vegitarian?
<sniperkit> YES
<sniperkit> she's all like, "WHOOPS, SLIPPED MY MIIIIND"
<link-fan> Yeah right.....
<sniperkit> Things can't slip from something you don't have, mom....
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<SocksMcgee105>I. DID. NOT. FEEL. LIKE. USING. IT. SHUT. THE. F. UP. ABOUT. IT. NOW. PLEASE.
<LukieK>Emily, I think your computer has asthma.
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08:32:21 PM <jjuuhhaa> I like christmas because I get to eat ham
08:32:29 PM <jjuuhhaa> don't care about any of that jesus stuff
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<kizgoth> i have to attempt at updating my ipood
<kizgoth> *ipod
<kizgoth> ipood ¬_¬
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00:23:01 <GreatRedNinja2> Is it bad
00:23:12 <GreatRedNinja2> that I'm asked the question, "Name a prescription drug."
00:23:20 <GreatRedNinja2> and the first thing I think of is Viagra?
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06:31:02 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> clothes
06:31:08 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> They're banned from dA.
06:31:15 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> Everyone is now naked.
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03:31:53 PM <Ayame-Love-Koga> How Do I get on DA. DX
03:36:04 PM <xShinigamixGrell> I think you're already on dA. :U
03:36:09 PM <xShinigamixGrell> I mean... just sayin'.
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21:30:07 <Delude> I need to return the bras I bought last weekend
21:30:20 <Delude> and exchange them for bras that hopefully shit.
21:30:31 <KisayaMyst> Bras...
21:30:33 <KisayaMyst> That shit...
21:30:36 <KisayaMyst> lolwut
21:30:37 <Delude> This bra I have on now is huge. My tits are just like.. sitting in it. Instead of being held.
21:30:52 <KisayaMyst> Delude: Why do you want shitting bras?
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06:52:41 PM <acGleekify> I fuckin hate this kid named scott!!! he sux dick!
06:52:56 PM <shuttermonkey> acGleekify: is he not good at it?
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<Phoenix-61> lol. I thought I lost my thumbs for a moment
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<hultsima> So I fused a lemon and a grenade together
<hultsima> I call it
<hultsima> A lemonade
Book Thing
Hey guys, if you're looking for something to read, why not check out Eithe's Way by demonlight (https://www.deviantart.com/demonlight)? You can pick it up on Amazon. It's a great read. I even left a review on the American site! http://www.amazon.com/Eithes-Way-Rhian-Waller/dp/1500142085/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406895444&sr=8-1&keywords=eithe%27s+way
And, when you've read that, you can enter into this contest for a chance to be a character in one of her stories! http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Do-you-want-to-be-in-a-story-472301323 How cool is that?
Anyway, has anyone else read a book recently they'd like to share?
Somewhat Final
I could really go into depth about all the houses we pined over and considered looking at and the pain of the fact that the bank took forever to get back to us, but I feel like jumping to the end because it won't lead you along.
We finally reached someone else at the bank and she was very nice and helpful. She gave us some good news, namely that we would be approved for more money than we originally thought. Then, she gave us bad news, namely that the wifefayse doesn't have enough credit for us to be approved for a loan and that we should work on that before considering buying a house.
So, this may sound like bad news to you, but surprising
Big House Update
So, the last journal I wrote, we were looking at a house, someone had made an offer on it, and we were going to the bank to get approved so we could make a better offer. Well, we had originally gone to the bank a couple months ago and been told we would be approved for a certain amount of money. It wasn't an official approval, but he went through all the steps of one to give us a really good estimate. Turns out it wasn't that good of an estimate, as when we went in to get officially approved, he said he couldn't do it for that amount of money.
We had to pass on the house we wanted, but right as we were coming to that decision, the house lite
Moving Quickly UPDATE
UPDATE: Realtor called me and said there was an offer on the house we want. :noes: BUT, we're still going to get pre-approved tomorrow and then make an offer ($500 more than asking) with condition of appraisal and 90 day closing. That will satisfy the bank's need of an appraisal and our need for a little bit more time to get just a few hundred dollars more for down payment (bank is covering closing costs). Crazy frantic arm waving time! Crazy frantic arm waving time!
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The wife and I looked at houses on Saturday and we think we found one that we really like (and not just in pictures this time)! Tomorrow we're
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