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22:23:00 <sine-out> electronicmaji: stop being a fail troll and perhaps you'll get a chance at getting laid, or something


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10:58:45 AM <AstroNOTAnAlien> Skarlet-Raven: What is so amazing about asparagus?
10:58:53 AM <OpalMist> Hurrdurr asparagus makes your pee taste funny derp
10:58:58 AM <OpalMist> oh god
10:58:59 AM <OpalMist> no
10:59:00 AM <OpalMist> nonono
10:59:01 AM <OpalMist> smell
10:59:05 AM <OpalMist> not taste
10:59:10 AM <cypher-neo> OpalMist: :lmao:
10:59:14 AM <OpalMist> getting my goddamn senses confused


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06:29:12 pm <GoldRockShooter> WHAT STARTS WITH F AND ENDS WITH UCK? :la:
06:29:19 pm <TheEvilJester> Fire truck
06:29:21 pm <Trandys> firetruck
06:29:23 pm <Kaneko13> FIRETRUCK.
06:29:39 pm <CurseMarker> IS IT THE WORD FUCK?


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<demonwolfshadow> Thing is.
<sniperkit> What.
<demonwolfshadow> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PREGNANT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
<sniperkit> demonwolfshadow: You dummy, it was sex :giggle:


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08:23:39 PM <Dragonknight-kabashi> LOOK A DISTRACTION
08:23:55 PM <minecat> WHERE?!


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16:02:12 <DaPineapple> Hm, pair of scissors on my desk.
16:02:15 <DaPineapple> brb, running.


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21:18:08 <akasunanosasoriXD> oh god this music
21:18:11 <akasunanosasoriXD> is like joygasm
21:18:13 <akasunanosasoriXD> all up in my ears.


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11:27:35 AM <EvilStockBot> "The man, it was said, could make women moan with pleasure simply by looking at them."
11:28:04 AM <Hanratty-Stock> :paranoid:
11:28:04 AM <EvilStockBot> :paranoia: by Avhaz
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11:29:13 AM <EvilStockBot> "The man, it was said, could make women moan with pleasure simply by looking at them."
11:29:36 AM <Hanratty-Stock> DanHeffer-Stock: DAN
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11:39:40 AM <EvilStockBot> "The man, it was said, could make women moan with pleasure simply by looking at them."
11:40:00 AM <Hanratty-Stock> WHAT IS GOING ON?
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<fr0zen-burrit0s>BAAAAAAAHHHH I told my mom I needed a new razor.......she gave me a yellow, banana scented shaver for women
<Seige-ay>LOL.
<fr0zen-burrit0s>I WTF'd
<Seige-ay>HAHAAHAHAAH
<Seige-ay>oh lawdy
<Seige-ay><333
<fr0zen-burrit0s>;x;
<fr0zen-burrit0s>so now whenever I shave I smell smoothies...it was in a package of strawberry scented shavers and kiwi scented shavers
<fr0zen-burrit0s>I'm just giving up on being a man :iconheaddeskplz:
<Seige-ay>lawl xD


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<sniperkit> AUGH
<sniperkit> mom is being retarded
<sniperkit> she made a meat sauce for dinner. MEAT!
<sniperkit> I'm a vegetarian.
<sniperkit> So I had to eat sauceless noodles and canned oranges for dinner.
<link-fan> Does she know ur a vegitarian?
<sniperkit> YES
<sniperkit> she's all like, "WHOOPS, SLIPPED MY MIIIIND"
<link-fan> Yeah right.....
<sniperkit> Things can't slip from something you don't have, mom....


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<SocksMcgee105>I. DID. NOT. FEEL. LIKE. USING. IT. SHUT. THE. F. UP. ABOUT. IT. NOW. PLEASE.
<LukieK>Emily, I think your computer has asthma.


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08:32:21 PM <jjuuhhaa> I like christmas because I get to eat ham
08:32:29 PM <jjuuhhaa> don't care about any of that jesus stuff


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<kizgoth> i have to attempt at updating my ipood
<kizgoth> *ipod
<kizgoth> ipood ¬_¬


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00:23:01 <GreatRedNinja2> Is it bad
00:23:12 <GreatRedNinja2> that I'm asked the question, "Name a prescription drug."
00:23:20 <GreatRedNinja2> and the first thing I think of is Viagra?


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06:31:02 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> clothes
06:31:08 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> They're banned from dA.
06:31:15 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> Everyone is now naked.


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03:31:53 PM <Ayame-Love-Koga> How Do I get on DA. DX
03:36:04 PM <xShinigamixGrell> I think you're already on dA. :U
03:36:09 PM <xShinigamixGrell> I mean... just sayin'.


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21:30:07 <Delude> I need to return the bras I bought last weekend
21:30:20 <Delude> and exchange them for bras that hopefully shit.
21:30:31 <KisayaMyst> Bras...
21:30:33 <KisayaMyst> That shit...
21:30:36 <KisayaMyst> lolwut
21:30:37 <Delude> This bra I have on now is huge. My tits are just like.. sitting in it. Instead of being held.
21:30:52 <KisayaMyst> Delude: Why do you want shitting bras? :noes:


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06:52:41 PM <acGleekify> I fuckin hate this kid named scott!!! he sux dick!
06:52:56 PM <shuttermonkey> acGleekify: :o is he not good at it?


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<Phoenix-61> lol. I thought I lost my thumbs for a moment


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<hultsima> So I fused a lemon and a grenade together
<hultsima> I call it
<hultsima> A lemonade
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:iconcedaco:
CedaCo Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
Is there no new lol corner? :(
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:iconmartypunker:
martypunker Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I believe @OpalMist is doing them now.
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:iconlaflamozxz:
laflamozxz Featured By Owner May 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think your computer has asthma :XD:
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:iconzikyrax:
zikyrax Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
shitting bras
deviantART muro drawingComment Drawing
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:iconcarnassiel:
Carnassiel Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011
The only reason I didn't laugh was probably because I'm one man, alone, in a house, with nobody else reading this with me. Has anyone ever noticed: Even if you read something a hundred times by yourself and you think it's not funny, as soon as your friend is there, you laugh your ass off.
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:iconthelazygamists:
TheLazyGamists Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yes...
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:iconfradalikeztoons:
Fradalikeztoons Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Clothes were banned because they were throwing lemonades on iPoods wearing shitting bras that shaved with fruity razors.
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:icondaking9:
Daking9 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hot.
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:iconlizziemuder:
LizzieMuder Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Student Photographer
wow. this is the best one i have seen in such a long time!!!
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:iconaeld-fangirl:
Aeld-fangirl Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol, shitting bras. XDDD
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:icondelude:
Delude Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
I meant fit! :noes:
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:iconaeld-fangirl:
Aeld-fangirl Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I know. But it was still funny. >w<
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:icondelude:
Delude Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
Indeed. :giggle:
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:iconaeld-fangirl:
Aeld-fangirl Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:icongisapizzatto:
GisaPizzatto Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Featured!!!!!! [link]
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:iconpancity:
Pancity Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
iPood? I have a t-shirt like that!
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:iconreshzek200:
ReshZek200 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
IMAH FIRIN MEH LAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconmonsternist:
monsternist Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FREE BUCK
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:iconelizashizzle:
Elizashizzle Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
:lol:
deviantART muro drawingComment Drawing
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:iconusagi-okami:
Usagi-Okami Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconelizashizzle:
Elizashizzle Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010
:salute:
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:iconusagi-okami:
Usagi-Okami Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
;p
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:iconsaroradepp:
saroradepp Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
A most awesome Lolcorner! :headbang:
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:iconphilosophy-in-blue:
Philosophy-in-Blue Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lolol- who's to say I had clothes on in the first place anyway? :iconteheplz:


- jk xD
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:iconmoonfigures:
MoonFigures Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh no! I'm naked!
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:iconmillistaza13:
Millistaza13 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student General Artist
I'll never look at a glass of lemonade the same way again. :XD:
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:iconfiredblue:
Firedblue Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student Digital Artist
sniperkit, I KNOW YOUR PAAIINNNNN D;
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:iconlovely-snail:
Lovely-snail Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
All bad :/

Except for
06:31:02 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> !clothes
06:31:08 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> They're banned from dA.
06:31:15 PM <NarratorOfTownsville> Everyone is now naked.

Hurr hurr lame jokes ftw
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:iconskyeglinton:
SkyEglinton Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
omg! I think this is the best yet!!
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:iconleiaah:
leiaah Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
The one with the lemonade was an EXCELLENT way to end this issue.
HHAHAHA, classic :')
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:iconaxlrosie:
AxlRosie Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"The man, it was said, could make women moan with pleasure simply by looking at them."

I laughed. :lmao:
Loved the lemonade one, too XD
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:iconmaiumaora:
Maiumaora Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That thumbs one was awesome xD
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:iconlolrockstars:
lolrockstars Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
That was very lulzy, good job!
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:iconjace-z:
Jace-Z Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
"06:29:12 pm <GoldRockShooter> WHAT STARTS WITH F AND ENDS WITH UCK?"
FLYING DUCK
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:iconoveo:
Oveo Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Best one <3
Loved the pee tasting funny one~
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:iconnuyorican14:
nuyorican14 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student General Artist
FIRETRUCK.

(bras that *fit) TOO FUNNEH
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:iconxerces:
Xerces Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Professional Artisan Crafter
:giggle:
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:iconsubway-sweetie-kay:
Subway-Sweetie-Kay Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl: That last one was fucking clever! :XD:
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:iconlemonade4jessa:
Lemonade4Jessa Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
21:30:07 <Delude> I need to return the bras I bought last weekend
21:30:20 <Delude> and exchange them for bras that hopefully shit.
21:30:31 <KisayaMyst> Bras...
21:30:33 <KisayaMyst> That shit...
21:30:36 <KisayaMyst> lolwut
21:30:37 <Delude> This bra I have on now is huge. My tits are just like.. sitting in it. Instead of being held.
21:30:52 <KisayaMyst> Delude: Why do you want shitting bras? :noes:

I cried. Oh god I cried.

Shame I wasn't around on the last one :o
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:icondelude:
Delude Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Hobbyist Filmographer
:noes:
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xTernal7 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.

And on 10th quote: It's not mom who's retarded, it's sniperkit who's being picky.

I know it sounds rude, but we have a rule at my home. If we aren't happy with what mom cooks, we can cook our own meals.

Damn how some people are spoiled :|
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QuanticChaos1000 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
I agree as well, plus in my family we are all good cooks, so we all took turns back in the day! So if mom/dad was cooking things we hated we could get them back! :D
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:iconxfearlessxfirex:
XfearlessXfireX Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student Artisan Crafter
i agree. XD
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:iconnuyorican14:
nuyorican14 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student General Artist
:iconindeedplz:
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:iconxternal7:
xTernal7 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice to see someone agrees :la:
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:iconakira-miyashi:
Akira-Miyashi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL LOL LOL!!!!
I laughed at each and everyone of it~!!!! XD This is the best one!! :D :D :D :lmao: :rofl:
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:iconmothy67:
Mothy67 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
iPood. LOL :lol:
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:iconannie-in-wonderland:
Annie-In-Wonderland Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Omg! I lol'd and the chemistry teacher almost threw me out. :giggle:
Anyway, great one! :D
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AwsumZ Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
It's the best part of the however often this is posted when this is posted ='D
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:iconmartypunker:
martypunker Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Every two weeks. :paranoid: Plus an extra day this time.
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