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The E-Wedding!

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 14, 2009, 10:30 AM

_{<rapidograph> Our Admin, who art in cyber-space, hallowed be thy UserName. Thy Avatar come. Thy FAQ be done, On my computer as it is on the server. Give us this day

<rapidograph> our Daily Deviation. And forgive us our rants, as we forgive those who rant against us. And lead us not into policy violation, but deliver us from llamas.

<rapidograph> We are gathered here in the welcome sight of your friends and online trolls to join together this couple in holy cybermatrimony.

<rapidograph> Your love of this site is an example for your devotion, and you are not left without guidance concerning the meaning of that love because we know that love because we know that you love the internet and the internet loves you back.

<rapidograph> Remember that love is patient and kind, knows no jealousy, gives itself no false airs or false pride as long as you have a good highspeed connection.

<rapidograph> Never irritated, never resentful, love is neither glad when others go wrong or becomes hurt. Love is guided by goodness, always eager to believe the best, always hopeful.

<rapidograph> Remember, anything beautiful that you have came from this site. In the beginning, the internet gave us our free will and our identity to walk this site we call deviantART.

<rapidograph> Don't ever try to change each other, because if you do, you will lose exactly what you fell in love with.

<rapidograph> May your servers never crash and may you never give each other a virus as you swap files.

<rapidograph> So, each day try to find one more thing that is beautiful in your mate, and each day know that the next day will be more beautiful than the one before.

<rapidograph> As long as you are doing this, you are seeking beauty, joy, love and pirated software in each other.

<rapidograph> Before we get started, I wish to ask the room if anyone here objects to this union... if so, chat now or forever hold your peace.

<martypunker> lulz

<rapidograph> no wait a sec, you told everybody to shut up

<martypunker>

<rapidograph> nevermind

<rapidograph> Both of you have expressed to me that you have vows you wish to share to each other, imafallenangel can I invite you to start?

<imafallenangel> Mr Martypunker. My Chris. My sexyfayse. Muhsexybum. I can safely say that you have changed me in the best way possible. You've made me stronger, and feel so much better about myself. And because of you, for the first time ever I opened up. I let my emotions out to you, I let myself cry in front of you and tell you things that have been hidden away. I know now that I can cry and you won't judge me for what I'm being crazy about, you'll just cuddle me and tell me everything's ok. And I love you so much for that and I vow to always let you into my heart.

<imafallenangel> We make fun of each other. Laugh, and tease and be crazy with one another. You're my best friend. And I never want to lose that plz.

<imafallenangel> I promise to never let you go, even when I run away in a mood or tease you or be mean. I will always whine at you when I'm hungry, or have a headache, or I'm hungry, or I need cuddles, or I'm tired, or I'm hungry, or I need something to wear, or I'm hungry or I'm cold. I promise to love you and be with you for forever and a day. I promise to always call you cute when you make the most adorable noises ever! And carry on saying that you're cute even when you whine in an even cuter voice that you're not, which never helps your case! And one day, I hope we can be together for always. In each other's arms, for forever and day.

<imafallenangel> I love you so much moar Chrisfayse. You really are my everything and I couldn't imagine a life without you. </mushy>

<rapidograph> martypunker, please offer your vows next.

<martypunker> My beautiful and amazing Siany, since the moment we both found out we had crushes on each other vicariously through Natalie who was meant to be keeping our love for the other a secret, I have been a much happier person. Despite your insisting on disagreeing with me, I still think you're an incredibly beautiful and smart person who refuses to stop making me smile. The only regret I've ever had in our relationship is the day I took to think if I wanted to ask you out or not and I'm glad that in the end I went for it.

<martypunker> Now that I have you in my life, I never want to let go of you. I want to tell you every day what you mean to me and make you come out from behind your fan or move your hand away from your mouth when you smile. I promise to always let you know just how important you are to me.

<martypunker> The first time I kissed you on your sister's couch was the best kiss I've ever experienced. I know that, through the rest of the two weeks of my stay, you had trouble with my facial hair, so I promise to shave at least once a week so you can have one solid day of smooth kisses. Also important to our kisses, I promise to no longer store crisps in the front pocket of my hoodie so we can more easily make out in museum elevators.

<martypunker> Most importantly, I promise to hold you and kiss you as often as I possibly can, to never leave your side for another, to talk to you while we watch House reruns, to skip over ESPN and The Daily Show, to care for you when both of us are sick, and to take you to Grandy's when we're well. I promise to always try my hardest to make you smile, even when you don't want to and to give you a shoulder (or chest as the case may be) to cry on in times of need.

<martypunker> Sian, you are my everything and I will give you nothing less in return.

<rapidograph> imafallenangel & martypunker, today you celebrate one of life's greatest moments and give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, as you join together in vows of e-marriage.

<rapidograph> imafallenangel, do you take martypunker to be your online partner? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him, forsaking all others and holding only unto him?

<imafallenangel> OHYEAAAAH<3

<rapidograph> this is a good thing!!

<rapidograph> martypunker do you take imafallenangel to be your online partner? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her?

<martypunker> With every last fibre of my being. <3

<rapidograph> okay, I'm gonna hold you to this, she has my cell number

<martypunker>

<rapidograph> imafallenangel, please copy/paste after me

<rapidograph> I imafallenangel, take you martypunker, to be my online husband.

<imafallenangel> I imafallenangel, take you martypunker, to be my online husband.

<rapidograph> martypunker, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.

<imafallenangel> martypunker, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.

<rapidograph> I promise to care for you in good times and in bad, when life seems easy and when it seems hard, I promise to cherish you, and to always hold you in highest regard. These things I give to you today, and all the days of our online life.

<imafallenangel> I promise to care for you in good times and in bad, when life seems easy and when it seems hard, I promise to cherish you, and to always hold you in highest regard. These things I give to you today, and all the days of our online life.

<rapidograph> martypunker, please copy/paste after me

<rapidograph> I martypunker, take you, imafallenangel to be my online wife

<martypunker> I, martypunker, take you, imafallenangel to be my online wife

<rapidograph> To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, and I promise my love to you.

<martypunker> To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, and I promise my love to you.

<rapidograph> imafallenangel, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.

<martypunker> imafallenangel, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.

<rapidograph> I promise to care for you in good times and in bad, when life seems easy and when it seems hard, I promise to cherish you, and to always hold you in highest regard. These things I give to you today, and all the days of our online life.

<martypunker> I promise to care for you in good times and in bad, when life seems easy and when it seems hard, I promise to cherish you, and to always hold you in highest regard. These things I give to you today, and all the days of our online life.

<rapidograph> Excellent... imafallenangel and martypunker, just as two very different threads woven in opposite directions can form a beautiful tapestry, so can your two lives merge together to form a very beautiful e-marriage.

<rapidograph> To make your e-marriage work will take faith and it will take love.

<rapidograph> Love should be the core of your e-marriage, love is the reason you are here.

<rapidograph> But it also will take trust - to know in your hearts you want the best for each other.

<rapidograph> It will take dedication - to stay open to one another; to learn and to grow together even when this is not always so easy to do.

<rapidograph> It will take faith - to always be willing to go forward to tomorrow, never really knowing what tomorrow will bring.

<rapidograph> And it will take commitment - to hold true to this journey you both now pledge to share together.

<rapidograph> imafallenangel and martypunker, in so much as the two of you have agreed to share a place in your hearts in chatroom matrimony, have promised your love for each other by these vows, I now declare you to be online sweethearts. You may now glomp hump kiss or do whatever feels good at this time.}

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@littlefishey Jun 14, 2009, 10:32:30 AM

How lovely. Unfortunately I couldn't be there as I was at a certain dA world tour devmeet.

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